Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place.
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all.
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut.
#1
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
"The Pilot" (Season 1, Episode 1)
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#2
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
"The One Where Old Yeller Dies" (Season 2, Episode 20)
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#3
Ross: Hey, Rachel, did you notice…
Rachel: Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.
Rachel: Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.
"The One with Ross' Teeth" (Season 6, Episode 8)
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#4
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?
Chandler: Was that place the sun?
"The One with Ross's Tan" (Season 10, Episode 3)
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#5
Nurse: And now, which of you is the father?
Phoebe: No, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.
Nurse: Okay...
Phoebe: No, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.
Nurse: Okay...
"The One Hundredth" (Season 5, Episode 3)
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#6
Monica: Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?
"The One with Joey's New Brain" (Season 7, Episode 15)
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#7
Ross : (on the phone) Whoa, whoa whoa! Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. No! No! No! Homo habilis was erect, and Australopithecus was never fully erect!
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
"The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" (Season 2, Episode 15)
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#8
Ross: Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! (while trying to lift his sofa up a flight of stairs)
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
"The One with the Cop" (Season 5, Episode 16)
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#9
Janice: What a small world!
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyoncé!
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyoncé!
"The One Where Estelle Dies" (Season 10, Episode 15)
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#10
Joey: Wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Ross: Hey I have been married three times.
Chandler: Clap, Clap, Clap
Ross: Hey I have been married three times.
Chandler: Clap, Clap, Clap
"The One Where Phoebe Runs" (Season 6, Episode 7)
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#11
Rachel enters wearing the pink bridesmaids' dress.
Chandler: Oh I am sorry, we don't have your sheep.
Chandler: Oh I am sorry, we don't have your sheep.
"The one with Barry and Mindy's Wedding" (Season 2, Episode 24)
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#12
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
"The One with Frank Jr." (Season 3, Episode 5)
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#13
Phoebe: Look I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.
Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.
"The One with the Mugging" (Season 9, Episode 15)
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#14
Chandler: You can't come in here! Ross is naked!
Monica: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I couldn't say that I was naked, because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Monica: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I couldn't say that I was naked, because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
"The One Where Phoebe Runs" (Season 6, Episode 7)
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#15
Rachel: Monica, we need more candy.
Monica: What? There's only been, like, four kids.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant.
Monica: What? There's only been, like, four kids.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant.
"The One With The Halloween Party" (Season 8, Episode 6)
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#16
Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
"The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs" (Season 7, Episode 8)
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#17
Joey: It hurts my Joey’s apple!
Chandler: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man!
Chandler: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man!
"The One Where They All Turn Thirty" (Season 7, Episode 14)
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#18
Rachel: How many centimetres am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Doctor: Three.
Ross: Just three? I’m dilated three!
Doctor: Three.
Ross: Just three? I’m dilated three!
"The One Where Rachel Has a Baby" (Season 8, Episode 23)
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#19
Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh my god! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you.
Chandler: Oh my god! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you.
"The One with the Jellyfish" (Season 4, Episode 1)
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#20
Rachel: Chandler, you have the best taste in men!
Chandler: Well, like father, like son.
Chandler: Well, like father, like son.
"The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie" (Season 4, Episode 10)
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