TGIF and Monday are still a couple of glorious sleep-aways. The work is done, the mind is clear (hopefully), and now it’s time to reward yourself for being a dutiful citizen the whole week long. And it really doesn't matter what’s your poison for the night - turning in at 20:00 sharp, binge-watching anime series till noon the next day, or having a glass or two of a cold bevvie - all that matters is that it is your time and nobody else’s. Speaking of poison, ours is checking out Friday quotes instead of working, and you might like it, too. But, however, it might be, you need a good day's start to finish it off even better!
So, Friday quotes. In this list, you’ll find a bit more than a couple of fun quotes listing the redeeming qualities of the fifth day of the week; some are also a bit cheeky, encouraging you to do something you wouldn’t normally do. Because life isn't always precisely funny, some quotes are there to unwind you rather than hype you up.
All in all, it’s a well-rounded selection of wise and hilarious words that should be able to cater to anyone’s needs and understanding of what a Friday essentially is. And you know what’s even better? These smart quotes come from famous people - from comedians to even politicians - and they all have something to share on this celebratory occasion called Friday. And to add to the fun, Friday memes perfectly complement these quotes, capturing the humor and relief that Friday brings.
Now, get a bit of your freak on (save some for the evening) and check out these funny Friday quotes that we’ve prepared for you! If there’s one that catches your eye - don't be shy to vote, as we always care about your opinion. After that, share this Friday quotes article with your friends, who might just need a bit of inspiration for the upcoming shenanigans of the night.
So, Friday quotes. In this list, you’ll find a bit more than a couple of fun quotes listing the redeeming qualities of the fifth day of the week; some are also a bit cheeky, encouraging you to do something you wouldn’t normally do. Because life isn't always precisely funny, some quotes are there to unwind you rather than hype you up.
All in all, it’s a well-rounded selection of wise and hilarious words that should be able to cater to anyone’s needs and understanding of what a Friday essentially is. And you know what’s even better? These smart quotes come from famous people - from comedians to even politicians - and they all have something to share on this celebratory occasion called Friday. And to add to the fun, Friday memes perfectly complement these quotes, capturing the humor and relief that Friday brings.
Now, get a bit of your freak on (save some for the evening) and check out these funny Friday quotes that we’ve prepared for you! If there’s one that catches your eye - don't be shy to vote, as we always care about your opinion. After that, share this Friday quotes article with your friends, who might just need a bit of inspiration for the upcoming shenanigans of the night.
#1

"Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever."
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"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard." — Rico
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#3
"Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first."
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#4
"It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle."
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#5

"Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old s**t starts up on Monday." — Stephen King
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#6
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either." — James Johnson
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#7
"Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday."
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#8
"I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye."
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#9

"I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love." — The Cure
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#10
"You know you're doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights." — Donny Deutsch
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#11
"I know each day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday."
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#12
"People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness." – Raimonda B
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#13

"I haven't been so excited about Friday since last Friday."
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#14
"Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it." — Robert Black
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#15
"It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
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#16
"Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do." — Richard Nelson Bolles
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#17

"If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night." — Kathy Griffin
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#18
"Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday."
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#19
"Hi Friday, I’ve been looking for you since Monday."
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#20
"I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances."
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