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71 Times People Got Way Too Close To Something They Should Have Avoided

71 Times People Got Way Too Close To Something They Should Have Avoided

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We humans have an innate urge to lay our hands on things. And while it's not just reasonable, but advisable with cats and dogs, there are plenty of objects—living and inanimate—that we should approach only with our eyes.
However, as the subreddit r/WhyWouldYouTouchThat shows, not everyone is that careful. Whether they're fearless or just completely clueless, some of us just cannot resist poking, pinching, and prodding everything from venomous critters to radioactive waste.
Mandatory "don't try this at home!"

#1 Oooh, That’s Going To Sting

A two-panel image shows a person holding a small bird with orange and black feathers, things that should be left alone.
This is the Hooded Pitohui. These adorable little orioles are poisonous to touch because of the malarid beetles that they eat, exhibiting feathers which, when touched, can cause burning and irritation. If the toxin is ingested, it causes respiratory paralysis, similarly to cobra venom.
131points

#2 Can You Tell Me What Is This Little Shiny One?

A hand holding a radioactive cylinder, illustrating things that should be left alone.
BigOlPenDisorder: Half life of cobalt 60 is ~5 years so it should be practically non-radioactive (manufactured in '63)
But still, why
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105points

#3 Does This Count?

A close-up of a bee leaving a trail of bee feces on someone's jeans, an example of things that should be left alone.
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93points

#4 That's A Yellow Bellied Sea Snake Brother

A person holding a yellow and black sea snake on a sandy beach, things that should really be left alone.
88points

#5 A Tiny Alligator Snapping Turtle

A person holding a small, spiky snapping turtle with an open mouth, a clear example of things that should be left alone.
87points

#6 What This?

A two-panel image showing a hand poking a translucent, gelatinous sea creature, likely a Portuguese man-of-war, with a flip-flop on a sandy beach, a dangerous thing to touch.
that is a man o' war! it's kind of like a jellyfish, though it isn't actually one. the "balloon"/sail is safe to touch, but please don't, in the future! if any tentacles are still attached/wrapped around the balloon, they can hurt you VERY badly. the stinging cells remain active after passing and can cause some very severe pain, and worse in some rare circumstances!
87points

#7 This Is Some Nonsense

A person holding a venomous caterpillar, then showing a red rash on their hand. This is one of the things that should be left alone.
85points

#8 Hmmm

A person holding a small, brightly colored blue-ringed octopus in their open palm, a dangerous thing to touch.
83points

#9 Found On A Beach In Ireland

A hand holding a jawbone with teeth on a sandy beach, an unusual item that should really be left alone.
Frog_enjoyer123: That’s unfortunately a human mandible
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74points

#10 Scientific Name Put-Itus Downus

A small bat resting on the back of a person's hand, a wild animal that should really be left alone.
73points

#11 Look At This Beautiful Baby Girl I Found On My Plants Today 🥰

A fluffy caterpillar with long black and white bristles sits on a human hand. Things that should be left alone.
73points

#12 A Pregnant Black Widow. Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

A person's hand carefully holding a black widow spider, a dangerous creature that should be left alone.
71points

#13 Absolute Unit Of A Wasp

A person holding a giant hornet in their palm, emphasizing things that should really be left alone.
67points

#14 Swimming With An Absolutely Massive Great White Shark

A diver swimming dangerously close to a large great white shark in clear blue water, things that should be left alone.
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63points

#15 Juvenile Eastern Brown Snake, Second Most Venomous In The World

A small snake held by a person and in a plastic container, one of the many things that should be left alone.
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57points

#16 The Chinese Giant Salamander Is The Largest Amphibian In The World And Can Reach A Length Of Almost 2 Meters (6 Ft) And A Weight Of 60 Kilograms (130 Lb)

A man holding a giant speckled salamander, an example of things that should really be left alone.
57points

#17 A Prickly “Stick” Insect

A large, green, leaf-like insect resembling a scorpion resting on a gloved hand; things that should be left alone.
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57points

#18 Does Anyone Know What These Are? Hundreds Washed Up On The Beach Today Miami Beach, Florida

A hand holding a blue By-the-wind Sailor, a marine creature that should really be left alone.
most-perplex9811: By-the-wind sailors (Velella vellela)/Blue sail Jellyfish
51points

#19 What Is She?

A large, black and yellow spider, possibly a golden orb-weaver, resting on a person's open hand, a thing that should be left alone.
51points

#20 Tiny Shiny Black Things On Patch Of Driveway, Maybe Some Kind Of Seed?

Close-up of fingers holding tiny black pellets, next to a ground covered in thousands of similar pellets, showing things that should be left alone.
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51points
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