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50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
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50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries

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As an American who’s lived abroad for over 4 years, I can confidently say that everyone has an opinion on my home country. No matter where I go, I’ll be met with assumptions, stereotypes, political commentary and sometimes, just genuine curiosity. Yes, we love peanut butter. No, not everyone is rich. And yes, you probably do know more about the U.S. than most Americans know about your country. That’s just what happens when your nation is unavoidable in the media!
But this can also lead to some hilarious encounters. Americans on Reddit have recently been recalling the funniest comments people from other countries have ever made about the U.S., so we’ve gathered the best ones down below. From questions about the American diet to assumptions that we all know one another, enjoy scrolling through these silly stories. And keep reading to find a conversation with Angela Hanyak, an American living in Germany!

#1

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
Not me specifically, but when I was in Afghan an obnoxious Marine was going on and on about how much better America is compared to the rest of the world (his first time leaving the continental US so how would he know).

A British soldier looked at him dead in eyes and said “I’m not going to argue with someone whose country is younger than my doorknobs”. I FELL OUT.
153points

#2

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
A French guy once told me, “You know, I think Americans hate taxes because they get nothing from them. In France they give us things.”

It’s not funny but I’ll never forget it.
140points

#3

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
A British friend of mine called southern sweet tea “the most vile, disturbing, horrific swill ever created. Please bring another pitcher.”.
104points

To learn more about this topic, we got in touch with Angela Hanyak, an American expat and blogger currently based in Frankfurt, Germany. She was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share some of the funniest things she's heard people say about the United States.

"I live in Germany, and Germans are always asking me how Americans live with such bad bread," Angela says. "They're absolutely appalled at the white sandwich bread that is common in the United States. Here in Germany, there are so many bakeries selling freshly made bread, and Germans love darker breads made with rye flour. I guess this is less of a stereotype and more of an experience from their travels to the U.S. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that they loved their visit to the United States but hated the bread."

#4

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
It wasn't said to me directly but i read somewhere that eariler this year when tiktok was down in the US a bunch of users migrated over to RedNote and for a couple days there was a basically unmoderated cultural exchange between US and Chinese users asking each other questions, and my absolute favorite question I saw a Chinese citizen ask of an American was "why do you eat like your healthcare is free?".
100points

#5

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
A Persian man that I worked with did a redneck impression. He said "I'm an American and I like guns and Jesus" in a perfect southern accent.
98points

#6

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
“You are the richest country in the world, surely you have universal healthcare?”
That put me in such a laughing fit that I bruised a rib. Doctor’s bill after insurance was only $27,680.
86points

Aside from the bread, Angela says she's often asked why people drive such big trucks in the United States, and how they even fit on the road. "I'm used to large trucks and SUVs, but now that Europeans have pointed it out to me, I can't unsee it when I'm back home," the expat shared. "The trucks really are so big! You rarely see personal pick-up trucks in Europe, so I understand why this is a little confusing to them."

#7

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
I was told by a German colleague that the US was the “nicest third world country” he’s ever been to.
83points

#8

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
I was at an airport and was in line at a Wolfgang Puck Express. A Japanese man was ahead of me and saw the margarita pizza and asked for one slice. The worker said sorry but it’s sold as a whole pizza. The man was incredulous and turned to me and jokingly said “This is why Americans are so fat” and left. I then ordered that same margarita pizza.
68points

#9

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
I’m in Paris with my wife and we booked a professional photographer for an hour. He kept telling us his favorite thing about America was that there was a CVS on every corner.

I said to him the best part about Paris is that there is not a CVS on every corner. It was a funny moment.
65points

Next, we asked Angela if she thinks the stereotypes many people around the world believe about the U.S. are actually true. "I think that a lot of [them] are born of a little bit of truth," she told Bored Panda. "I've heard snide comments about Americans and guns or Americans needing their big screen TVs. And, of course, these are stereotypes, but there is a kernel of truth to them. I think Hollywood plays a huge role in how people view the United States, for better or worse."

#10

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
When I studied abroad in Germany, my host family told me “We bought lots of peanut butter for you. We know Americans need peanut butter.”

I do love peanut butter, but I had definitely never heard that stereotype before!
65points

#11

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
My wife's Swedish cousins thought they could go explore both New York City and Los Angeles in a single weekend.
64points

#12

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
Australian guy when I was said it’s weird they use the term petrol instead of gas for filling up their car… “Why do you call it gas? It’s a f*****g liquid mate”.
61points

So what's the best way to actually understand the United States and its culture? "Take a regional approach: the Deep South has its own food and music cultures, just like the upper Midwest does," Angela suggests. "And Texas is a cultural entity in itself!"

"The U.S. is such a big country, that the best way to actually learn about its culture is by focusing on one particular part of the country at a time," she continued. "If you're looking for a place to start, I think some of the best cultural cities in the U.S. are New Orleans, Nashville, Milwaukee, Kansas City, Chicago, New York, and San Francisco."

#13

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
A waiter in Prague asked where I was from. I told him Boston. He said, "Oh, I have a friend named Tomas Dvorak in Wyoming. Do you know him?".
60points

#14

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
A French guy asked me if we really put ranch on everything. I said, “Yes, even salad,” and he stared at me like I’d just admitted to living in a dumpster.
60points

#15

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
Theres an air bnb on my street. I was walking to my car one day and these 3 youngsters (freshly 21 )were staring at me as my wife and I were walking out to my car. 2 of them looked away and one kept staring at me so I gave him the "wassup" head nod. Like "keep it moving." The kid yells out "aye bruv! You wanna give us a ride to the pub?" And it made me laugh pretty hard. I was driving passed the bar anyways. So I said yeah hop in. We only spent about 5 minutes in the car. They were telling me "this place isn't like everybody says huh? I haven't seen a single gun the whole time I've been here!" That's when I had to let them know people with guns don't want you knowing they have guns. We don't walk around with them in our hand all day. He asked if I owned guns and I laughed and said "there's a gun in this car right now. You think I'd let 3 punk kids in my car without one? I'm from the ghetto.".
59points

Finally, Angela added, "No country is a monolith, and that's certainly true for the United States! There's plenty of culture there, but yes, there's also a lot of stuff to roll your eyes at."

#16

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
While in Japan a young lady that had visited the states stated she was dumbfounded by the amount of land used for parking lots.
57points

#17

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
Was at the Grand Tetons and a bunch of Korean older men asked if I was Mormon. I replied no sorry we’re not from here. They all started giggling and go we’re not from here either.

It was so adorable and we all got a good laugh.
56points

#18

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
This wasn’t to me directly but I’ll never forget seeing a viral tumblr post where someone said “I was today years old when I learned that Country Roads Take Me Home is in fact not your national anthem.” (Not the exact wording because I can’t remember but I thought it was hilarious).
54points

#19

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
I used to live in Chicago. When I traveled outside the country, I’d tell people where I lived and more than one person pantomimed firing a machine gun along with sound effects, like it was still prohibition and Al Capone was running things.
54points

#20

50 Of The Funniest Things Americans Have Been Told By People From Other Countries
Do you have any permanent houses?

This man I knew in college - was from rural Kenya. Apparently your temporary house was constructed of wood. Folks that had gained enough wealth no longer had a wooden house.
53points
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