You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#1
85% of all Fords made are still on the road today... The other 15% made it home.
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#2
Why are so many Hotwheels based after Ford models?
So kids get used to pushing them at a young age.
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#3
"I woke up one day and wanted to go to the store. I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there. That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape."
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#4
What do you get when you crash a Ford Focus with a Ford Fiesta?
A Ford Fusion.
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#5
You know what I like about Ford?
They circle the problem for you.
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#6
When life gives you lemons... Quit buying Ford.
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#7
Why is Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.
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#8
"My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday! I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford."
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#9
"My wife and I bought a Ford Escape... We heard it was a great car for getaways."
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#10
FORD: Fix or Repair Daily.
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#11
Ford working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.
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#12
To tell me my zipper was open, a girl tells me, "Your garage is open" I said, "Did you see my ford mustang gt super sport?" She said, "No, but I did see your mini cooper with two flat tires."
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#13
"My friend and I decided to race our Ford Pintos. Mine broke three miles down the road. I had to walk the rest of the way. I won."
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#14
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that won't start?
A Ford Siesta.
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#15
What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
Max speed: 60 km/h. Fords do the best you can.
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#16
"I took a photo next to a Ford, but it's blurred because it wasn't Focus."
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#17
What’s on pages 4 and 5 of the Ford user’s manual?
The train & bus schedules.
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#18
"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... It's now a Ford Focus."
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#19
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
It said Focus.
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#20
What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?
A lie.
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