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Love At First Bite: 18 Food Pun Valentine’s Cards

Love At First Bite: 18 Food Pun Valentine’s Cards

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Valentine's Day is sneaking up on us, besties! Do you know what’s been making me smile lately? Going through my ridiculously huge collection of food puns (444 and still growing—help! I can’t stop!) and picking out the absolute cutest ones for Valentine's cards.
I’ve narrowed it down to 18 that will totally make your boo melt like butter on warm toast! Yesterday, I showed them to my roommate, and she literally couldn’t stop giggling. She said these are definitely more memorable than your usual Valentine's cards. I totally get it if you’re rolling your eyes at me right now, but I promise your crush will appreciate your sense of humor!

#1 Let’s Avo-Cuddle

Let’s Avo-Cuddle
9points

I've always loved silly dad jokes and wordplay; even as a child, I used to do a lot of word-based puzzles and was a bit of a nerd. I've been writing content online for 15+ years now, first as a freelancer, then started building my own websites.

About a year ago, I saw a couple of punny greeting cards in a local store that made me giggle, and it gave me an idea to start a new blog where I can collect all the best puns, which I decided to name FoodieGiggles. I find food the easiest to make jokes around because it's such a staple in our lives! I mean, you don't see an elephant every day, but you probably walk by a pizza place pretty often even if you don't eat it every day.

#2 You Make Miso Happy

You Make Miso Happy
5points

#3 You Make My Heart Go Bananas!

You Make My Heart Go Bananas!
4points

My favorite card from the whole collection is probably the one that says "Let's avo-cuddle" because my husband gifted me the cutest heatable avocado plush last year and we literally call her Ava Cuddle.

#4 Our Love Is Nacho Average Kind

Our Love Is Nacho Average Kind
3points

#5 You Make Life Gouda

You Make Life Gouda
3points

I use puns a lot in my own cards – I've written a bunch recently for Christmas, and I'm kinda known as a pun person in my close circle.

I'm actually in the process of making a big DIY Valentine's card for my husband, where I'll have actual candy bars as part of it – found this cool idea on Pinterest. It's handy that I already have these two sweet collections and don't need to research the puns for my hubby's card!

#6 Muffin Compares To You!

Muffin Compares To You!
3points

#7 Oreo Gonna Kiss Me Or What?

Oreo Gonna Kiss Me Or What?
2points

In addition to my 444 Valentine's puns, I’ve also got 345 candy-themed puns perfect for complementing sweet gifts. Curious? Take a look!

#8 You Mocha Me So Happy!

You Mocha Me So Happy!
2points

#9 You’re Berry-Sistible!

You’re Berry-Sistible!
2points

#10 I’m Hooked On You Like Taffy On Teeth

I’m Hooked On You Like Taffy On Teeth
1point

#11 I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You

I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You
1point

#12 Let’s Stick Together Forever

Let’s Stick Together Forever
1point

#13 You’re My Favorite Catch

You’re My Favorite Catch
1point

#14 Nothing Can Come Be-Twix Us

Nothing Can Come Be-Twix Us
1point

#15 I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You
1point

#16 I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You
0points

#17 You’ve Got Me Sandwiched In Love

You’ve Got Me Sandwiched In Love
0points

#18 You’re The Coolest

You’re The Coolest
0points
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