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50 Epic Times Food Didn't Disappoint (New Pics)
FoodMAR 3, 2024

50 Epic Times Food Didn't Disappoint (New Pics)

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Don’t you ever wish that people would look at you like they do at their food before partaking in the necessity that is sustenance? Well, even if you do end up pulling that off somehow, beware, as there is food that goes above and beyond to make itself stand out and become what the internet calls a unit.
Scroll down to see if you can win people's attention against these foods of epic, extra or enchanting proportions.

#1 This Carrot. Banana For Scale

This Carrot. Banana For Scale
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#2 Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It

Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It
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#3 Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night

Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night
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Sure, you can joke about things like huge foods becoming sentient and going to the gym 8 days a week and taking steroids and all that jazz to explain how they got as big as they did. However, the explanation is much more boring, but still important to know.

Long story short, it boils down to two things: the right conditions and genetics.

#4 The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal

The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal
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#5 My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat

My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat
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#6 I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)

I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)
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The second one is easier to explain, we’ll start with that. Genetic selection is, essentially, growing a harvest and seeing which of the harvested fruit came out the best. Then you take their seeds, as they have the most preferred genes, and use those for your next planting. Rinse and repeat multiple generations until the dominant population of fruit is whatever desirable property that you want it to be (e.g. bigger, of a certain color, etc.).

#7 These Blackberries Are Huge

These Blackberries Are Huge
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#8 Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: "It's The Price On The Sticker, If You Don't Buy It I Will!"

Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: "It's The Price On The Sticker, If You Don't Buy It I Will!"
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#9 Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law's Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale

Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law's Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale
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As for the right conditions, there’s much more to cover, so bear with me.

A key part in making fruit healthy is the soil. If your soil is rich in minerals and other grounded necessities, you can bet those will be absorbed into the fruit or vegetable that you’re growing and will hence benefit more from it compared to the sucker that gets less of it. That’s essentially why fertilizers were invented.

#10 I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144

I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144
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#11 This Absolute Unit Of A Strawberry

This Absolute Unit Of A Strawberry
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#12 Potato In The Size Of My Forearm

Potato In The Size Of My Forearm
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Next up, a growable will definitely need water. But not a lot of water, rather balanced amounts of water. Too little of it and it might hinder its growth and wilt it, and too much of it and your fruit or veggies might rot and develop disease. The soil has to be consistently moist, but not waterlogged, and there are ways to help manage droughts and bogging.

#13 My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled

My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled
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#14 I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup Order…. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 - The Price Of One Single Banana

I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup Order…. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 - The Price Of One Single Banana
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#15 Extra Long Wiggly Churro

Extra Long Wiggly Churro
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It goes without saying that plants require care. Sure, the forest kinda sorta does things on its own, but if you want to leave it up to chance and let Mother Nature reclaim the land as its own, then go for it.

With that said, pruning and thinning is a must. Cutting off branches and other floral extremities allows the plant to direct more nutrients to the places that actually matter: the fruits. But always consult your plant guides to know if and how much you need to do this.

#16 My "Medium" Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It

My "Medium" Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It
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#17 5 Peanuts In A Single Shell

5 Peanuts In A Single Shell
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#18 I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50

I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50
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Then there’s things like feeding your veggies and fruits. Sure, the soil, the tin can and the sun provide pretty much all that a plant needs, but the right amounts and appropriate fertilizers help boost the harvest. And if not in quantity, then in quality. That’s part of the reason why you can end up with a unit of a fruit, so buff you can accurately pinpoint how many leg days it never skipped.

#19 Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids

Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids
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#20 Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo

Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo
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