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101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
JokesAUG 25, 2022

101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes

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Just like with anything, there are always people who are passionate about something beyond belief. Many topics have inside jokes and some lines that only those familiar with the ins and outs will understand. And today’s topic in question is no other than flower puns! We hope you’ll appreciate our collection of this colorful bunch of jokes.
They could also count as biology jokes, but you can view today’s post as a more focused group of nature jokes. This collection of short flower puns involves cacti, violets, and irises, as well as the places where they all live—beautiful gardens. While some entries on this list require more in-depth knowledge about botany, we’re sure you’ll still have a great laugh if you have at least some general knowledge about flowers.
Flowers are something that no person on Earth could despise. And honestly, how could they? All they do is bloom! So having some fun one-liners about them can only add to the beauty of nature. With spring jokes coming around only once a year, cute flower puns can brighten your days, even during the coldest winter nights.
So dig into this collection of funny flower puns and get a fresh wind gust of wonder! Not even jokes about bees can keep up with what we’re prepared today! As always, vote for your favorites and share them with family and friends. We’re sure one or two people in every friend group love flowers.

#81

101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
A collie-flower!
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#82

What flower in the garden is fiercest of them all?
The tiger lily.
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#83

What’s a pickle’s favorite type of flower?
The daffo-dill.
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#84

Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
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#85

How do florists make their money? By petaling their goods, of course!
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#86

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Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
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#87

Did you hear that Simba got all dressed up?
You might say he was a real dandy-lion!
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#88

I heard you were in a thorny situation, but I'm sure you'll come out of it smelling like a rose.
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#89

Why should you never buy flowers from a monk?
Because only you can prevent florist friars.
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#90

Did you hear about the florist who died in an accident?
Turns out he was an Orchid donor.
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#91

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What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
They rose.
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#92

My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.
I didn’t even know she sold them!
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#93

How did the old rose make a living?
She went from house to house petaling her wares.
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#94

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but I’m stuck with it.
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#95

I'm wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pyjama pants.
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#96

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I love flower-less cake.
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#97

Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
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#98

What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
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#99

What do you call Dracula with hayfever?
The pollen count.
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#100

I’m lavender tunes that this DJ is playing!
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