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101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
JokesAUG 25, 2022

101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes

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Just like with anything, there are always people who are passionate about something beyond belief. Many topics have inside jokes and some lines that only those familiar with the ins and outs will understand. And today’s topic in question is no other than flower puns! We hope you’ll appreciate our collection of this colorful bunch of jokes.
They could also count as biology jokes, but you can view today’s post as a more focused group of nature jokes. This collection of short flower puns involves cacti, violets, and irises, as well as the places where they all live—beautiful gardens. While some entries on this list require more in-depth knowledge about botany, we’re sure you’ll still have a great laugh if you have at least some general knowledge about flowers.
Flowers are something that no person on Earth could despise. And honestly, how could they? All they do is bloom! So having some fun one-liners about them can only add to the beauty of nature. With spring jokes coming around only once a year, cute flower puns can brighten your days, even during the coldest winter nights.
So dig into this collection of funny flower puns and get a fresh wind gust of wonder! Not even jokes about bees can keep up with what we’re prepared today! As always, vote for your favorites and share them with family and friends. We’re sure one or two people in every friend group love flowers.

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101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
What’s Miley Cyrus’ alter ego in the flower world?
Hannah Lantana.
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#22

What's a flower's favorite band?
Guns n' Roses.
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#23

What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
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#24

What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
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#25

What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
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#26

101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
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#27

What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favorite flower?
Forget-me-knots.
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#28

Stealing flowers is an awful crime.
It’s de-flora-ble.
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#29

Where do drunk sea flowers go?
Alcoholics Anemones.
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#30

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
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#31

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Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
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#32

Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
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#33

What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
“Are you feeling bouquet?”
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#34

What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
“I be-leaf in you.”
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#35

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
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#36

101 Flower Puns To Plant In Your Garden Of Jokes
A man in a flower shop was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife.
He said, “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.” I said, “I know… and you gotta buy them flowers too.”
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#37

The password is flower…
But she keeps saying flour.
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#38

Why did the king insist on lavender-scented food?
So his farts don’t stink.
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#39

What is a bumblebee’s favorite flower?
The bee-gonia.
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#40

What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
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