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“Only In Florida”: 50 Unhinged Things People Witnessed Happening In The Sunshine State
Funny,FailsFEB 13, 2025

“Only In Florida”: 50 Unhinged Things People Witnessed Happening In The Sunshine State

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Life in Florida is pretty interesting, to say the least. Popular for its beaches, oranges, and sunshine, it’s also known for its odd citizens, who make the daily far from dull. A man or woman seen taking a parrot for a motorcycle ride, kissing an alligator, or walking barefoot in a supermarket are just a few tame examples of how normal living looks like in the Sunshine State.
Our team at Bored Panda has carefully collected even wilder instances of Floridians being Floridians in the list below. While you’re perusing through, don’t forget to upvote the ones that don’t seem real, and be sure to share your own experiences in the comments.

#21 So Very Florida. These Jerks Just Block The Road And Don’t Move

"Birds walking in a suburban street viewed from inside a Tesla, capturing Florida wild moments."
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However, while it’s fine to laugh at some of the ‘Florida man’ stories, it’s also important to keep in mind the other side of these headlines. “Not every ‘Florida man’ story is laugh-out-loud funny. Some of them have real tragedy behind them,” said Florida journalist Craig Pittman.

#22 When You Live In Florida You Always Check The Bottom Of The Pool Before Jumping In

Alligator swimming in a residential pool, showcasing a wild moment in Florida.
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#23 The Things You See In Florida

Motorcycle in Florida towing a coffin trailer on a city street, capturing a wild and unique moment.
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#24 Aaaaah Florida

"Man in Florida with face tattoo on the back of his head, creating a wild optical illusion while seated in a convertible car."
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Often in these stories, mental health plays a really important role. Mental well-being is a big, overlooked problem in the Sunshine State, as it ranks at the bottom of the US states for funding. 

“When the work of journalists basically pokes fun at crime and activities that no reasonable person would be involved in, it’s on us to get beyond the snicker and laugh and sneer and look at if there’s a bigger issue,” Tompkins said.

#25 Nothing To See Here. Just An Alligator Riding A Manatee. Welcome To Florida!

Manatee swimming with an alligator in a Florida canal, showcasing Florida wild moments.
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#26 Well At Least He’s Creative

Man in camouflage shorts holding a humorous sign seeking money at Florida intersection, capturing wild moments.
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#27 Cousins By Birth Lovers By Choice?

Florida license plate on a gray Dodge with funny text, "Cousins by blood. Lovers by choice," capturing a wild moment.
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Even the stereotype that Florida has a crazy crime rate is incorrect, as it’s the lowest it’s been in the past 50 years. In 2022, violent crimes fell by nearly 32% thanks to efforts from law enforcement, community initiatives, and policy changes.

#28 Just A Little Too Hot To Kayak In Florida Today

Truck with kayak in Florida parking lot, symbolizing Florida-Wild-Moments.
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#29 Florida

Person clinging to the hood of a moving truck on a Florida highway, illustrating a wild moment.
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#30 Florida Man Is Getting Braver Everyday

Sign near a water body in Florida cautioning against interacting with alligators, highlighting Florida wild moments.
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#31 You Can Never Out Redneck Florida

Dog riding in a rugged jeep with a Florida license plate, capturing a unique Florida wild moment at a traffic light.
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#32 Meanwhile, In Florida

Truck carrying a trampoline on a sunny Florida street, showcasing unexpected wild moments.
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#33 Just An Alligator Chilling In Disney World, Florida

Log ride with people, while an alligator swims in the water nearby in a Florida nature scene.
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#34 Only In Florida

Giant shopping cart vehicle on a Florida street, capturing a wild moment in everyday traffic.
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#35 Saw This Lemur At A Local Grocery Store

Lemur in a shopping cart at checkout in a store, showcasing unexpected Florida wild moments.
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#36 Heat So Severe That The Pens We Use For The Ferry Literally Melted

Hand holding a curved pen as part of a Florida wildlife-themed moment on a sunny day outdoors.
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#37 What Car Is This? Saw It In Florida

Red car with large lobster on top in a Florida parking lot, capturing Florida-Wild-Moments.
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#38 Seen In A Dollar General In Pensacola, Florida

A man in a store with a sword on his back, interacting with the cashier, highlighting a unique Florida wild moment.
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#39 We Don't Need No Shoes To Go To Wal-Mart. Yes, This Is Florida

Barefoot shopper with child in cart in a Florida store aisle, surrounded by soft drink displays.
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#40 Thought This Was Amusing. Playground Right Next To A Lake With Alligators

Caution sign about alligators near a swing set by a lake in Florida emphasizing safety and wildlife awareness.
To help but think this is a little bit amusing. If your kids are bad just tell them to go stand near the edge of the lake lol.
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