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“Only In Florida”: 50 Unhinged Things People Witnessed Happening In The Sunshine State
Funny,FailsFEB 13, 2025

“Only In Florida”: 50 Unhinged Things People Witnessed Happening In The Sunshine State

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Life in Florida is pretty interesting, to say the least. Popular for its beaches, oranges, and sunshine, it’s also known for its odd citizens, who make the daily far from dull. A man or woman seen taking a parrot for a motorcycle ride, kissing an alligator, or walking barefoot in a supermarket are just a few tame examples of how normal living looks like in the Sunshine State.
Our team at Bored Panda has carefully collected even wilder instances of Floridians being Floridians in the list below. While you’re perusing through, don’t forget to upvote the ones that don’t seem real, and be sure to share your own experiences in the comments.

#1 Seen At A Restaurant In Florida

Seen At A Restaurant In Florida
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#2 Someone In Florida Snapped A Picture Of A Raccoon Riding A Gator At The Ocala National Forest

Someone In Florida Snapped A Picture Of A Raccoon Riding A Gator At The Ocala National Forest
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135points

#3 Florida Condo I Stayed At Had Beach-Accessible Wheelchairs

Florida Condo I Stayed At Had Beach-Accessible Wheelchairs
115points

If you would take a second to Google ‘Florida man’ or ‘Florida woman’ (an Internet fad that appeared around 2013), you’d get a handful of crazy headlines and stories from the state popping up. At the moment of writing, the results of this include:

  1. “Florida man faces charges for eluding police”
  2. “Florida man allegedly injures endangered great white heron at state park”
  3. “Florida man among 3 arrested in 'multi-state stolen vehicle conspiracy’”
  4. “Florida woman accused of animal cruelty in Chicago”

#4 The Best Explanation For Visiting Florida

The Best Explanation For Visiting Florida
114points

#5 Insane Convenience Store In Florida

Insane Convenience Store In Florida
110points

#6 On The Florida News Today:

On The Florida News Today:
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From this, we can see that Florida has quite a colorful reputation and characters, aka the Florida men and women. This isn’t necessarily singling out one person for making headlines due to their odd behavior but rather generalizing the trope of all the Sunshine State. 

Netizens even started a ‘Florida man’ challenge, in which they Googled ‘Florida man’ and their birthday to see what crazy news happened in Florida on the day they were born. For example, on my birthday, a random Floridian was doing yard work naked, proving that there’s a wild story about the state for every day of the year. 

#7 Only In Florida...an Alligator On A Pool Noodle

Only In Florida...an Alligator On A Pool Noodle
95points

#8 When Your Office Is In Florida

When Your Office Is In Florida
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#9 Only In Florida

Only In Florida
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The biggest question you might be asking yourself right now is, what is in the water of Florida that generates so many bizarre stories? Well, one theory that could explain it is the very big and even more diverse population of the Sunshine State.

It’s the third most populated state in the US, inhabiting more than 22.61 million people in 65,758 square miles (170,310 km²). And that’s without the 140.6 million individuals who paid it a visit in 2023.

#10 Florida's A Fun State. Merry Christmas Everybody

Florida's A Fun State. Merry Christmas Everybody
87points

#11 Its Raining A Little Bit In Florida... Thats A Bullshark In A Front Yard

Its Raining A Little Bit In Florida... Thats A Bullshark In A Front Yard
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#12 Meanwhile In Florida

Meanwhile In Florida
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The population is made up of 5 most prevalent ethnic groups, with white non-Hispanics making up 52%, Black or African American (non-Hispanic) at 14.9%, white Hispanics at 11.9%, two or more Hispanic at 9.59%, and other Hispanics at 4.29%.

#13 My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent

My Sister Lives In Florida And Sends Some Weird Pictures Of People. This Was Most Recent
81points

#14 Bathroom Sign At A Barcade In Florida

Bathroom Sign At A Barcade In Florida
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#15 Golf Course Hazard In Florida

Golf Course Hazard In Florida
74points

“People don’t recognize how huge Florida is. The number of people per square mile is highly compacted,” says Al Tompkins, a senior faculty member at The Poynter Institute for Media Studies, in Florida. “When you put more people in a place, you’re going to end up with more crazy stuff.”

#16 Time To Make A Smoothie

Time To Make A Smoothie
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#17 Welcome To Florida

Welcome To Florida
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#18 Only In Florida

Only In Florida
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Another reason for so many bizarre stories in Florida could be the Sunshine Laws that allow journalists to get their hands on police incidents almost in real-time. “Florida has got one of the broadest public records laws in the country,” says Barbara Petersen, president of Florida’s First Amendment Foundation. “As soon as that incident report is filed (by law enforcement), we can go and make a public record request and get it.”

#19 When Floridaman Needs A Lawyer

When Floridaman Needs A Lawyer
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#20 Walked Outside To Find A Turtle Laying Eggs Right Next To My Car

Walked Outside To Find A Turtle Laying Eggs Right Next To My Car
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