Looking to spark a little chemistry on your next date? 😏 Whether you’re past the stage of asking flirty questions or crafting that perfect rizz line, one thing is sure — funny flirt jokes can be your best wingman. Forget the luxury cologne or flashy car; your sense of humor seals the deal.
Science backs it up — people are naturally drawn to those who make them laugh (source). So, before you send another dry “hey” on Tinder, why not try one of these flirty jokes or a clever conversation starter?
This list comprises cheeky, clever, and downright funny jokes for flirting that will get your crush smiling (and maybe blushing). Want something a bit spicier? You can always graduate to our adult jokes collection or even sprinkle in a few knock-knock classics.
Scroll down, find your favorite flirty jokes, and let us know in the comments if any of these helped you land a second date!
Image credits: Molly Champion.
This list comprises cheeky, clever, and downright funny jokes for flirting that will get your crush smiling (and maybe blushing). Want something a bit spicier? You can always graduate to our adult jokes collection or even sprinkle in a few knock-knock classics.
Scroll down, find your favorite flirty jokes, and let us know in the comments if any of these helped you land a second date!
#101 When Your Booty Hits Refresh
Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Because your backside is refreshing.
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#102 Stealth Mode: Activated
"It's hunting season and fox-like you shouldn't be out in the open!"
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#103 Jealousy looks good on you
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
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#104 Soup-er smooth move
"Are you Vietnamese?"
"Cause I'm falling pho you."
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#105 Challenge accepted, but good luck!
Are you an exception?
"I bet I can catch you."
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#106 Too fizzy to handle
Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re so-da-licious.
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#107 Love’s RSVP Always Pending
Every function without you will always be void of love.
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#108 Undefined but infinite feelings
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
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#109 Imaginary But Definitely Here
Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can't be real.
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#110 Shear Brilliance Right Here
Are you a sheep?
Cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
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#111 Well, that Escalated Quickly
"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"
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#112 Definitely not humble, but okay
"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?"
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#113 That typo just made my day
"I like jokes but I like hu mor."
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#114 That’s one expensive distraction
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
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#115 Deep Talk or Just Weird Flex?
"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
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#116 Not your average cheesy pickup
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
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#117 “Alcohol’s brutal honesty”
"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."
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