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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling

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Looking to spark a little chemistry on your next date? 😏 Whether you’re past the stage of asking flirty questions or crafting that perfect rizz line, one thing is sure — funny flirt jokes can be your best wingman. Forget the luxury cologne or flashy car; your sense of humor seals the deal.
Science backs it up — people are naturally drawn to those who make them laugh (source). So, before you send another dry “hey” on Tinder, why not try one of these flirty jokes or a clever conversation starter?
This list comprises cheeky, clever, and downright funny jokes for flirting that will get your crush smiling (and maybe blushing). Want something a bit spicier? You can always graduate to our adult jokes collection or even sprinkle in a few knock-knock classics.
Scroll down, find your favorite flirty jokes, and let us know in the comments if any of these helped you land a second date!
This list comprises cheeky, clever, and downright funny jokes for flirting that will get your crush smiling (and maybe blushing). Want something a bit spicier? You can always graduate to our adult jokes collection or even sprinkle in a few knock-knock classics.
Scroll down, find your favorite flirty jokes, and let us know in the comments if any of these helped you land a second date!

#1 Forever my awkward wingman

Forever my awkward wingman
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. "Will you be my penguin?"
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#2 Menu for one, and proud

"Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu?"
"Me-n-u."
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#3 Proof that flattery works every time

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand."
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How to Use Humor in Flirting? 

Employing humor as your main weapon in the game of flirting might be a pretty ingenious idea. As we all know so well, humor reduces tension and creates an enjoyable atmosphere. And when the atmosphere is relaxed, you can start getting to know each other in a much more comfortable way. If you’re wondering how exactly you could use these flirty jokes to vow your crush, here are some tips: 

Playfulness. Flirting is all about being playful, isn’t it? Same with these corny flirty jokes – don’t take them (or yourself, for that matter) too seriously!

Authenticity. The whole idea behind flirting, aside from charming your beau, is showing your true personality. Thus, make sure the jokes you choose feel authentic to you. Yup, that means if you like dad jokes, choose flirty dad jokes to use; 

Smile! A funny flirty joke can easily turn into a creepy one if your body language is sending a contradictory message. Don’t forget to smile so your crush knows your humor is light-hearted;

Check the response. Pay close attention to how your sweetheart is reacting to your cheesy jokes. If they find them funny, continue on, and if they don’t, look for another approach;

Respect the boundaries. While humor is a god-send tool in this whole flirting game, always be mindful of other people’s boundaries. Make sure your flirty knock-knock jokes, puns, and quips are always respectful and inoffensive. 

If you follow these pointers, you should be good to go with employing all of these hilarious flirty jokes to make him laugh! 

#4 Plot twist: It\'s a roast, not a compliment

"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
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#5 Smooth Talker Energy

"My name is John but you can call me tonight."
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#6 Plot twist: It’s complicated

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
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How to Jokingly Flirt With a Guy or a Girl?

Good question! While we won’t be able to give accurate advice based on your specific situation, there definitely are quite a few tried-and-tested methods to dishing out flirty jokes to make her laugh every time. Or him, or they; anyone, really!

Light teasing — playful teasing is an absolute classic when it comes to flirting. Lighthearted comments about appearances or things being said raise the temperature significantly, but make sure your funny flirty jokes are good-natured;

Twisted compliments — instead of giving a straightforward compliment, add a humorous twist to it. Think like something along the lines of “Nice shirt! Did you raid your grandfather's closet?” Add a charming smile to it and watch the atmosphere heat up; 

Challenges — nothing works as good as a playful challenge! Challenge them on a lighthearted bet or competition for additional fun time; 

Puns and wordplay — if you think the best dad joke, flirty quip, or an impromptu stand-up show won’t work with your crush, try everyone’s beloved cute puns. Make them as romantic or as innocent as you’d like, but sharing a laugh always brings two people closer together. 

So, with all the bases touched and tips shared, it’s time for you to go and vow your bae! If you feel that you need to work a bit more on your flirty jokes before you do, though, continue scrolling through our list.

#7 Cheesy Line, But Mood

Cheesy Line, But Mood
"I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."
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#8 Limited Edition and Loving It

"Since there is only one of me, does that makes me a limited edition?"
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#9 Low-key pun, high-key cute

"Are you from Korea?"
"Because you could be my Seoul mate."
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#10 Plot twist: Happiness is you

Plot twist: Happiness is you
"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
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#11 Epidemic of Kisses, Anyone?

Epidemic of Kisses, Anyone?
"If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?"
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#12 This Pickup Line Wins

"Hey, can I follow you home?"
"What?"
"Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams."
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#13 Fast Food Feud, But Make It Cute

"I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it."
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#14 Pun game strong

Pun game strong
"Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple."
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#15 Wow, Didn’t See That Coming

Wow, Didn’t See That Coming
"You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."
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#16 Low-key smooth, not gonna lie

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!
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#17 Smooth Moves Meet Savage Burns

Boy: "I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities."
Girl: "I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties."
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#18 Hop aboard the feels express

Hop aboard the feels express
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
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#19 Sorry, I’m already toasted

Are you a campfire?
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
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#20 Cheesy Pickup, Nintendo Style

Do you like Nintendo?
Cuz “Wii” would look good together.
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