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“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent

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Two people meet, go on a few dates and fall in love. How we wish it were that simple. In reality, most of us encounter our fair share of frogs before we finally find the one.
While some first dates do lead to long-term relationships, or even friendships, many flop before the first course can arrive. Maybe he or she spends the whole evening talking about their ex, themselves, or nothing at all. Maybe they order for you without asking, or they're rude to the waiter. Whatever it is, you say your goodbyes, and keep it moving.
Then there are first dates so bad that you consider deleting all the apps forever. Like the one where his wife rocked up, another where he brought his ex along, and another where she found her 18-year-old self sat across from a man wearing a toupee. We wish we were making these up but they're true horror stories that have been shared in response to someone asking, "What happened on a first date that made you never talk to them again?"
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the best worst first date stories that might turn even the softest romantic into a hardened cynic. Close Tinder, sit back and keep scrolling. Don't forget to upvote your favorites.

#1

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He accidentally spiked his own drink with ghb
61points

Gone are the days when first dates involved donning your best outfit and heading off to a fancy restaurant. According to a recent survey, 70% of singles in the United States say they would be open to having their first date at a fast-food restaurant.

Chick-fil-A emerged as the top first-date pick when it comes to casual dining, with 1 in 5 of the 1,500 singles polled giving it the nod. Raising Cane’s and In-N-Out Burger tied for second, while Culver’s and Pizza Hut also made it into the top five.

#2

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
Tried to kiss me at the end (I pulled away as wasn’t feeling it) he laughed ominously and said “you’re kidding yourself if you think you have a choice”… bruh, ran tf away & never looked back
56points

#3

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
he said "no self respecting adult uses a backpack". I was sat there with a backpack, a Shaun the sheep backpack 🥲 this was in 2018 and I'm now marrying someone who encourages my fluffy bag collecting
49points

The Dating.com survey also found that 52% of surveyed singles prioritize vibes over cost when it comes to planning first dates.

"First date expectations are shifting, and singles no longer see price as the primary indicator of a good date," notes the site. "A slim majority of singles think a successful date is more about having a good time than being wined and dined."

#4

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He whistled and clicked at a waitress for her attention, didn't speak to her and just pointed. I left and gave her a twenty
47points

#5

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He said we were just going out for drinks. Then he casually ordered chicken with French fries—for himself. He kept asking me if I wanted some, and I kept saying no because I wasn’t hungry. After insisting multiple times, he finally convinced me to take ONE single French fry… so I did. And then he asked me to pay HALF of his meal… for that ONE French fry.
45points

#6

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
We went to a restaurant and I knew the owner well. He claimed to own the restaurant…I called the owner in front of him to ask him if he sold it to the guy. He laughed and said no, he just does kitchen duty.
43points

A separate study, conducted by Daisi Brand and colleagues from the University of Georgia, reveals that the location of first dates doesn't play too much of a role in whether the date is a success or a failure.

"They found that unappealing spaces could foster just as much closeness as inviting ones," reports the British Psychological Society (BPS).

In order to come to that conclusion, the researchers organised 201 undergraduate students into pairs who then took part in a 45-minute conversation task. They had to answer a list of personal questions that were designed to encourage self-disclosure, intimacy, and closeness.

"Half held this conversation in an 'appealing' room featuring warm lighting, art, plants, and a lavender scent, while the other half sat in a cramped office space with harsh lighting and clutter," explains BPS.

#7

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
His wife showed up.
43points

#8

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
Told me he was still in love with his ex and I looked like her. I just had to cut my hair.I climbed out the bathroom window because he walked me to the bathroom because he was scared I was going ran out on him.I even faked having my period because he wanted to take my bag.
43points

#9

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
I told him I was in the process of finishing my masters and buying a house.. he said “you need to stop both of those. You’ll be living with me and neither are optional”. As he lived on a falling apart boat…
42points

The participants were later separated and asked to rate their experience. They were also given time to swap contact details if they so wished. A month later, the researchers followed up with another survey to see which "couples" had maintained contact and how much they still wanted to see each other.

"Around 75% of participants failed to swap contact information — and, at the 30 day follow-up, only 19% had been in contact and only 13% had interacted in person," reports BPS. "Even fewer had developed a friendship or romantic relationship with their conversational partner (8%), though 43% expressed a desire to get closer."

#10

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He joked abt kidnapping me every 10 mins
41points

#11

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He asked me why I still got check up for cancer i used to have and told me that if we went further into the relationship i wouldn’t be allowed to get my routine check ups anymore.
41points

#12

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
showed up to pick me up without asking for an address..
40points

Interestingly, the results of the initial survey were similar regardless of the feel of the room. "Being in an appealing space didn't affect initial enjoyment, feelings of closeness, romantic interest, or desire to keep in touch compared to the unappealing space," BPS reported.

However, the follow-up survey found that almost twice as many participants from the appealing room said they wanted to get closer to their partner than those from the unappealing room. And more of those from the unpleasant room reported not wanting to get closer after the experience.

#13

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
he was counting my calories for me
39points

#14

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He brought his mother.
38points

#15

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
said he „forgot“ his wallet and would send me the money after (which he never did) and still had the audacity to ask me out on a second date I replied „do I have to pay for this one too“
37points

"The findings suggest that while surroundings do matter, the quality of interactions and chemistry between people may be a more significant driver, and that open conversations can foster intimacy even in non-ideal settings," the site notes, adding that it's probably still wise to choose a pleasant location for a first date.

A Top10.com survey found that more than 65% of people felt voted a restaurant as their ideal first date location. Movies and live entertainment took second place, while watching a sports event, hoing to a bar, and chilling at home ranked much lower on the list.

#16

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He made me pay and then he kept the change
35points

#17

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
Genuinely hated when i broke eye contact, he’d clench his fist and make a grr noise or huff whenever i looked away. We were at dinner and this is the first time i met him.
35points

#18

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He talked about putting hands on women when necessary. I gave him this look and He said “I’m joking “. I KNEW HE WASN’T
33points

It seems that many people prepare a back-up plan in the event their date is a flop. 60% of those polled by Top10 said they used the "call a friend" method to escape a bad date and duck out early.

"This percentage shrinks the older people get," reports the Love Strategies site. "And around 47% of older folks will not leave a date early no matter how bad it is—total troopers."

As we know, conversation is important on a first date and a Plenty of Fish study found that 74% of people rank good conversation as more important than looks. When it comes to what not to talk about, past relationships and exes top the list.

#19

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
brought his ex bc he wanted to "compare the dates between me and her " he sat her at a different table and went back n forth between us 😭😭 i left like ten mins later
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32points

#20

“Joked About Kidnapping Me”: 111 First Date Horror Stories That Might Make You Consider Living In A Convent
He literally shushed me. Put a finger to my mouth and said shh I’m talking now LMAOO
32points
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