When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#1 Never underestimate dad jokes

What were the two sons of the Spanish firemen named?
They were named José and HoseB!
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#2 Browser that’s actually fire
What kind of web browser do firefighters use?
They use Mozilla Firefox!
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#3 When Asking Directions Costs You Time
What would happen if the fire chief and newbie jumped out of the house on fire one day?
The chief would land first because the newbie would stop and ask others for directions.
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#4 Job performance: Fired and done

What happened to the firefighter who wasn't doing well in his job?
He got fired!
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#5 Plot twist: Careers with hilarious risks
If a plumber's career also has the possibility of going down the drain, then can a firefighter's career go up in smoke?
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#6 Well, That Escalated Quickly
The fire department and the firemen tried to save the bakery, but by the time they got there, things were already toast!
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#7 When Firefighters Got Punny

What was the thing that firefighters happen to say when the church caught on fire in the small town?
They all said, "Holy Smoke!"
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#8 Plot twist: ladder skills irrelevant
How do you get down from an aerial ladder?
You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
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#9 This One’s Lit
What should you call a fireman who is very motivated and pumped up?
You should call him a fired up man!
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#10 Priorities: Save the Base First

What is the one thing that firefighters save during a fire?
They always save the foundation!
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#11 Master of the Long Morning Shift
Why doesn't the deputy firefighter look out of the window in the early morning?
Because he needs to have something to do in the afternoon!
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#12 When You Need a Squad for a Bulb Change
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? You will actually need 5 to change a light bulb.
One to change it while the others will cut a hole in the roof and hold the ladder!
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#13 Firefighters hate this letter?

What did the father reply when the son asked him what the least favorite letter of a firefighter is?
He said, "R, son!"
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#14 Plot twist: He saved the wrong squad
Why was the man arrested for pulling out five men from the burning building?
This was because he had pulled out all the firefighters!
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#15 Optimism Level: Firefighter-Grade
Firefighters are known for their positivity.
This is because they always look at the brighter side of things!
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#16 No smoke signals here, just calls

The only way to inform the fire department about a fire is to call them on the hotline!
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#17 When Your Rescue Plan Involves Snacks
The only food that firemen like to get on a busy day is a hot dog!
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#18 Well, That’s Ironic
What should you say when a firefighter is smoking a cigarette?
"Hey man, put it out!"
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#19 Classic Pup Power Move

Why do many fire departments keep dalmatians?
Because they assist them in looking for hydrants!
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#20 Chief Level Chaos, Always
For firefighters, what does the word chaos mean?
It means that the chief has arrived on the scene!
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