“Hell Of An Exit”: 44 Stories Of People Who Met The Most Unbelievable Ends

Valedictorian of my high school graduating class, got a full ride to Harvard. Traveled the world as a teacher/executive assistant with the Fulbright Program, and was living in Washington DC going to law school at George Washington University. Most brilliant mind I've ever known, by a country mile. Absolutely would have had a future in politics.

He was out at dinner with his parents one night, stopped speaking mid-sentence, put his hands by his throat for a couple seconds like he was choking, then collapsed. He was out before he hit the ground. Sudden cardiac arrest with no prior history of cardiovascular issues. 27 years old.

(This was YEARS before COVID, before any of you "VaXxEd?" clowns get any ideas).

My uncle’s friend: woke up Sunday morning, went to church for Sunday mass, and when he left he was hungry so he decided to buy an empanada and eat it in the gardens of an old palace nearby, the weather was nice, he sat on a bench to eat his empanada when a palm tree branch fell on him, k*****g him on the spot. 
When my uncle told me I was so speechless, but then I guess it wasn’t such a bad death, he must have been happy eating an empanada after mass in a beautiful, sunny garden. .

Put a golf ball in the microwave to see what would happen, was k****d by the shrapnel when it exploded.

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New horrifyingly specific phobia unlocked.

He jumped off a 16th floor hotel balcony trying to land in the pool. He landed in the pool but still died because, well, you can't do that.

When I was a kid of about 10, a family down the street from us had a daughter aged about eight. Her mum was cooking dinner one night when the daughter ran into the kitchen to ask her something. Her mother was in the middle of mashing potatoes, turned to reply to her with the masher in her hand, and a blob of boiling hot mashed potato fell onto the daughter's foot. The daughter cried nonstop until she finally vomited from crying, and the hysterical sobbing combined with vomiting meant she somehow managed to inhale a mouthful of vomit into her lungs, stopped breathing and collapsed. She was rushed to hospital but could not be revived. Her poor mum blamed herself and was never the same again. I still remember it after all these decades - so tragic and such a random and pointless death. That poor family.

One floodstormy holiday weekend, the next door neighbor boys and their friend were walking home from a restaurant where they'd just eaten. Instead of walking along the street bridge overpass, they chose to go down to the rushing flooded creek underneath. The friend lost his footing and slipped in as the neighbors watched him get carried off. He was found less than a quarter-mile downstream.

Floods are no joke, people! No matter how good a swimmer you think you are, you're *not* strong enough!

Midtown Manhattan. Coworker was stepping into an elevator and the doors closed on her leg and elevator car shot upward dragging her body into the very small space between the elevator shaft and the elevator car. The people who were in the elevator with her leg needed psychological help after seeing that. The elevator was under maintenance and the workers didn’t close it off for whatever reason. Really awful. She was a really nice person.

When I was in high school, a guy I knew rolled his truck while he was doing farm work. I guess it's common for them to put the truck in drive (or first gear) and just let it roll while they move sprinkler lines. Anyway, they had a steep ravine on one side of their farm. His girlfriend was in the passenger seat, buckled up, when he realized he'd let it roll too far, so he ran back to the truck and tried to hit the brake.

He was too late. He was halfway in the driver's seat when the truck went over the edge, rolling several times. He was squished. His girlfriend not only survived, but she said she never lost consciousness at any point. She witnessed him getting crunched by the truck.

My great great grandfather died in the Hawrick mine explosion in Pittsburgh and my grandma told me the story. I freaking mule got blasted up from the mines and flew like 200 feet, and fell on top of him. He died on a hospital train.

A friend's mother had a severe seizure and died on her way to hospital on a hot day. They concluded she simply didn't drink enough fluids, got too hot, and died as a result of it. Officially heat stroke as a result of dehydration. She was healthy, reasonably fit, not overweight and just in her late 50s.

Drink enough fluids, people! It goes incredibly quickly from "Oh man this heat is k*****g me..." to that actually happening. And throw in some soup or salty snacks occasionally for electrolytes.

The same goes for your pets. Provide cool and shaded places for them if possible, make sure there is more than one water bowel available across the house so they're incentivized to drink more often.

My grand-mother was k****d by a goat.
Her goat.

She went in the garden to feed it on the morning and the goat charged her. She fell on the ground and spent all day on the cold ground, unable to get up. She was rescued on the evening and was so fragile that she didn't survive the emergency surgery she needed for her injuries.

:(.

My auntie died while gardening from a bee sting to the neck, she wasn't allergic but the swelling closed her airways so she suffocated while living alone in the middle of nowhere.

My uncle's friend was alone, tried to open a bag of snacks with his teeth. Inhaled a piece of the bag as he ripped it off and suffocated to death. He was home alone.


Needless to say, I have not used my mouth to tear open a bag since and I warn everyone I see who does it. (Do you do it? Please stop!!!).

There was a teenager in the town I grew up in. He was messing around with a friend down a lane near his home..

They were standing on a railway bridge, this kid picked up a coil of discarded wire and was whipping it at a cloud of midges. The wire unravelled and went over the side of the railway bridge, straight onto the overhead power lines.

Great great aunt. Clipped her toenail too short got gangrene and died.

About 20 yrs ago group of teenagers went on an end of school celebration. They went sailboating at the beach. Boy fell off directly on to a tiger shark and was bitten in half. I'd been there a week earlier doing the exact same thing. North Queensland, Australia.

Uncle of a friend.

He owned a crocodile farm. There was this small cliff with a waterfall, and he was standing at the top trying to cut down a tree. He slipped and fell straight into the water below. The crocs were on him instantly.

Hoping his family doesn’t read this, because it’s horrible.

Every day after school a group of high school kids went to the park to hang out, play frisbee, listen to music, do kid stuff.

One of the things they did was hang a hammock inside the pavilion. This happened pretty much every time.

This day though, the table moved slightly as he stood on it, and he lost his balance. When he fell, he landed on his back and the base of his skull landed squarely on a rock.

He died instantly. He was 17.

I was on the bus that ran over a child head first. That double bump thud will never leave me...

My cousin, when I was around 5 and she was 3. She was my best friend at that time, I witnessed her getting run over by a truck driven by my own mother. It was entirely an accident, but that’s the worst I’ve known personally besides my father who passed away a day after his wedding. Too drunk to get up when the trailer caught fire.