There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
#1
"I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order. And then I picked the movie and pizza I wanted because I'm the one with the money."
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#2
Apparently, there’s a beef shortage on the rise. The good news is fast food restaurants shouldn’t be affected.
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#3
"I only have two new years resolutions.
One: To lose the weight I gained since the accident.
Two: Stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident.'"
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#4
It’s kind of silly we’re trying to turn plants into burgers. Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
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#5
Why is it called "Fast-food"?
Because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
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#6
What do you call a vegan burger?
A misteak.
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#7
Why don't Americans eat snails?
Because they like fast food.
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#8
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
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#9
"I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to 'McNugget' a chicken?"
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#10
If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
At White Castle.
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#11
How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
With an onion ring.
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#12
What did Jeffery Dahmer say after eating at a fast food place?
"This does not taste like Five Guys."
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#13
You’re interviewing for a fast food job and they ask about your short and long-term goals:
Short term: "I want to work at McDonald's."
Long term: I don’t want to work at McDonald's."
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#14
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns.
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#15
What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant?
A stomach cake.
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#16
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
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#17
How do you make a hamburger smile?
Pickle it gently!
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#18
"I ate a burger in the church today. The priest then said, 'Holy cow.'"
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#19
"Found human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised. I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients."
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#20
Would octopus make good fast food?
"You must be squidding!"
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