Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
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#101
Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.
2points
#102
Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.
2points
#103
She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.
2points
#104
Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard
2points
#105
Try putting the cupboard in rice.
2points
#106
Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China".
Problem solved.
2points
#107
things you need:
1.duck tape
2.scissors
1.duck tape
2.scissors
four easy steps:
1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
4. buy new dishes and cupboard.
1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
4. buy new dishes and cupboard.
(if this happens again, repeat)
2points
#108
Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.
2points
#109
Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"
2points
#110
have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...
2points
#111
Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.
2points
#112
Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House
2points
#113
Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.
2points
#114
Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.
2points
#115
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.
P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
2points
#116
Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.
2points
#117
Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.
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#118
go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
2points
#119
A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!
2points
#120
Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.
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