Fall jokes, or autumn jokes (for fellow British and international readers), are perfect for capturing the funsies and jollies of the pumpkin season. Whether you are looking for some funny fall jokes to help beat the summer blues and boost the release of the 'happy hormones' or want a hearty chuckle over your morning pumpkin spice latte, stick through with the post!
While some are still getting over the beach days being long gone, others are already employing the advantages of the year's most beautiful season. In fact, a study showed that fall is the favorite season for most Americans! It seems that for Americans, lingering colds, allergies, puddles, muddy shoes, and unforeseen showers don't take away from the magic and coziness of the sweater-weather season.
Observing the fall foliage, the chill in the air, oversized sweaters, chunky socks, and drinking hot choco in front of the fireplace really makes the fall season the perfect time to unwind and relax. However, the reduced level of sunlight can lead to a drop in serotonin, a hormone directly associated with mood swings. Thus, cracking jokes about fall is the way to go to increase your serotonin levels without frittering money away on food supplements.
Below, we've compiled a list of the funniest fall jokes and puns that will hopefully make you fall in love with the autumn season just a little more. Was there a fall joke on the list that made you crack a smile? Let us know! Also, check out our recent post if you are interested in even more weather jokes!
#1
UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “Autumnus.”
USA: We call it Fall because leaves fall down.
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#2
My favorite part of autumn is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time.
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#3
What did the ground say when fall came?
Well that’s a re-leaf.
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#4
Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose.
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#5
In Autumn, what did the skydiver say?
"I love the fall."
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#6
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
A har-vest.
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#7
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.
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#8
What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
"May the forest be with you."
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#9
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall.
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#10
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped.
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#11
Why can you trust leaves in the fall?
They speak from the b-autumn of their hearts.
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#12
What is a rock star’s favorite month?
Rock-tober.
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#13
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
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#14
What do the leaves say before they hibernate?
"Rake me up when September ends."
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#15
What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves.
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#16
What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ced latte.
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#17
What’s Voltaire's favorite dessert?
Candide apples.
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#18
What kind of car do Brits drive at fall?
An autumn-atic.
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#19
What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Sep-timberrrrrr!
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#20
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
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