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This Online Group Shares Hilariously Bad Movie Plot Explanations And Here're 35 Of The Worst Ones

This Online Group Shares Hilariously Bad Movie Plot Explanations And Here're 35 Of The Worst Ones

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The objective of a plot summary is to condense a large amount of information into a short, accessible format. It is not to reproduce the experience of reading or watching the story, nor to cover every detail. Rather, it should provide a general overview that fills in on the major points.
In Hollywood, good plot summaries entice potential viewers. They sell tickets. But on the Internet the rules are different.
Take the subreddit r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly for example. There, people compete who can create the worst plot summary. The rules are simple—pen something that is factually legit but in a way that would also disguise the title of the production you're talking about. The longer the members of the subreddit are unable to guess what movie you have in mind, the better.
Here are some of the best worst submissions.

#1 Rich Kid Leaves Home Due To Abusive Uncle, Gets Adopted By Nihilistic Gay Couple

Rich Kid Leaves Home Due To Abusive Uncle, Gets Adopted By Nihilistic Gay Couple
293points

"What makes this subreddit different than most other subs is that it's a game," the mods of r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly told Bore Panda. "There's very little in the ways of discussion and until recently there were only some basic rules. So for much of the last 4+ years, the subreddit basically ran itself. Users subscribe but over time it seems that some people just come and go. They play the game, get their fill, sometimes phase-out and come back."

That didn't lead to a ton of growth. As of this article, r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly has 46.8k members. But it is still active. In fact, you could say it sees more action every day than some subreddits that are twice as big. The most important thing, the mods believe, is the continued enjoyment it has provided.

#2 Fe-Male

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284points

#3 A Teenage Girl Marries A Foot Fetishist To Escape Her Abusive Family

A Teenage Girl Marries A Foot Fetishist To Escape Her Abusive Family
280points

However, recently there's been somewhat of a shift. "The lead mod, /u/drmonix was teaching himself python and decided it would be fun to launch a bot that awarded points not only for correctly solving a clue (the posts in the sub are referred to as clues) but also having submitted a clue that got solved. This sparked some new interest and as a result, he needed to bring on another mod to help things along."

"After some discussion, we revamped the rules to keep the game fresh. Every few posts were about Star Wars or Endgame and the clues were long becoming stale. So we banned them."

#4 Stylish Black Guy Shows Nerd How To Spend Less Time Online And Get A Girlfriend

Stylish Black Guy Shows Nerd How To Spend Less Time Online And Get A Girlfriend
265points

#5 A Cowboy And His Dog And 2 Teens Blow Up Their Asthmatic Father’s Office

A Cowboy And His Dog And 2 Teens Blow Up Their Asthmatic Father’s Office
255points

#6 Driver Wrecks Ford

Driver Wrecks Ford
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253points

The bold move paid off. Super popular subjects that come up too often are too easily recognized and removing them made the game a little spicier. "This change was widely lauded by the users thankfully."

The mods think the sub remains relevant because movies and shows simply go on forever. "They are a cultural glue that spans the world. So users from all walks of life and from any country with an Internet connection can participate and see if they can guess the answer to the latest unsolved clues."

Add the points system to that and you begin to build a longer-term community. Plus, since the game involves guessing and answering and very little discussion there's little to no friction between the members, the moderators said.

#7 Guy's Wife Dies So He Gets High

Guy's Wife Dies So He Gets High
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251points

#8 Everyone Tries The Ice Bucket Challenge

Everyone Tries The Ice Bucket Challenge
235points

#9 A Father Is Widowed When A Serial Killer Cannibalizes His Wife And Most Of His Children. Months Later, After Losing His Last, Disabled Son Due To A Boating Incident At Sea, A Mentally-Challenged Woman Is His Only Hope To Finding Him

A Father Is Widowed When A Serial Killer Cannibalizes His Wife And Most Of His Children. Months Later, After Losing His Last, Disabled Son Due To A Boating Incident At Sea, A Mentally-Challenged Woman Is His Only Hope To Finding Him
231points

The interaction between members of the subreddit is so miniature, that the moderators couldn't even describe their community if they tried. "Since the subreddit acts like a game with very little discussion there's actually not much of a personal community. There's a lot more camaraderie between users who recognize each other through the various clues."

"Regulars take notice when a new person comes in and posts 25 really good clues and answers accurately huge numbers of existing unsolved ones," the mods noted. "Regulars notice each other and congratulate each other with the solves: 'Oh, you beat me by 2 seconds' and 'I should have known not to post this when you were active, it would have lasted longer.'"

#10 Take Your Son To Work Day Ends With The Dad Killing His Boss

Take Your Son To Work Day Ends With The Dad Killing His Boss
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223points

#11 Skinny Kid Makes A Black Friend, Father Doesn’t Approve

Skinny Kid Makes A Black Friend, Father Doesn’t Approve
216points

#12 Man Is Forced To Participate In The Rescue Of A Hostage By The Government, That Has Turned His Residence Into A Refugee Camp

Man Is Forced To Participate In The Rescue Of A Hostage By The Government, That Has Turned His Residence Into A Refugee Camp
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214points

#13 A Creepy Old Man Finally Achieves His Goal Of Being Able To Touch A 14 Year Old Boy

A Creepy Old Man Finally Achieves His Goal Of Being Able To Touch A 14 Year Old Boy
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207points

These well-meaning comments only add to the pleasant experience that is playing the r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly game. The mods said that the members mostly show their personality through the nature of the clues themselves and the movies that they do.

"There are folks who lean more heavily towards 80's films though you see them try and sprinkle in newer flicks to keep users off their scent. There are others who prefer to try and sneak in some truly classic films but you can only do so many of those. So who are these people in this community? No clue, but they love playing the game, don't take it too seriously, and enjoy the rules that make things a little more difficult."

#14 Older Sister Ruins Younger Sister's Chances Of Appearing On Television

Older Sister Ruins Younger Sister's Chances Of Appearing On Television
206points

#15 Child Gets Abused For The First 10 Years Of His Life Then Gets Kidnapped By A Big Bearded Man On His 11th Birthday

Child Gets Abused For The First 10 Years Of His Life Then Gets Kidnapped By A Big Bearded Man On His 11th Birthday
195points

#16 Rock Brings Rock To A Rock

Rock Brings Rock To A Rock
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194points

#17 The Town's Most Eligible Bachelor Gets Turned Down By A Girl Who's Into Furries, So He Tries To Kill Her New Boyfriend

The Town's Most Eligible Bachelor Gets Turned Down By A Girl Who's Into Furries, So He Tries To Kill Her New Boyfriend
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The mods said that a truly great clue, one that gets everyone's attention, can come in multiple flavors but they mostly enjoy these two types: "First, the one that really makes you think and go 'I really should know this, what the heck is it?' and the second would be one that makes you laugh."

#18 Two Naked Factory Workers Run From The Authorities After Kidnapping A Kid

Two Naked Factory Workers Run From The Authorities After Kidnapping A Kid
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179points

#19 Girl Gets Engaged To The First Guy She Meets But Then Falls For Another Guy She Meets Later That Day

Girl Gets Engaged To The First Guy She Meets But Then Falls For Another Guy She Meets Later That Day
178points

#20 Everyone Tries To Keep A Single Dad From Snapping

Everyone Tries To Keep A Single Dad From Snapping
177points
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