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"That Looked Expensive": People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)
FailsAPR 28, 2023

"That Looked Expensive": People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)

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From a crunching sound when we drop our phones on accident, to the screeching of tires and a crash, there are sounds that induce a physiological feeling of dread. But when it dissipates, and if it's not our items that are damaged, our curiosity often gets the better of us and we want to see just what sort of destruction happened. 
The “That Looked Expensive” online group gathers examples from all over the world where failures, misfortune, and accidents befell costly-looking items. So regardless of whether you are cringing or experiencing a deep degree of schadenfreude, be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your own stories below. 

#1 A London Pub That Was Demolished And Recreated

A London Pub That Was Demolished And Recreated
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#2 Here We See A Wild Transport Vessel Showing Off His Tail To Attract A Female Vessel

Here We See A Wild Transport Vessel Showing Off His Tail To Attract A Female Vessel
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#3 Maybe You're Having A Bad Day, But I'm Pretty Sure You're Not Having A "Tell Your Boss You Set Off The Fire Suppression System At The Minnesota National Guard Hangar And Foamed All 10 Aircraft." Kinda Bad Day...

Maybe You're Having A Bad Day, But I'm Pretty Sure You're Not Having A "Tell Your Boss You Set Off The Fire Suppression System At The Minnesota National Guard Hangar And Foamed All 10 Aircraft." Kinda Bad Day...
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Seeing someone else's misfortune can be a mixed bag. Yes, we are sympathetic creatures as humans, blessed (or cursed) with the ability to empathize with others. But deep down, sometimes another struggle is just funny. After all, America's Funniest Home Videos wouldn’t be running since 1989 if we didn’t enjoy seeing another’s accidents. The Germans, as always, have a word for this, schadenfreude, or the feeling of joy (freude) at seeing someone fail/be harmed (schaden).

Unfortunately, scientists are here to ruin the fun. People with low self-esteem are more likely to experience schadenfreude, as they feel it brings others down to their level. Similarly, people with high degrees of narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy are more likely to feel it as well, as they tend to “struggle” with feeling empathy towards others. This is not to say that looking at these fails makes you a bad person, rather, that the impulse might just not be that benign at heart.

#4 The Poor Little Thing Just Wanted A Belly Rub

The Poor Little Thing Just Wanted A Belly Rub
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#5 April 28, 1988: The Roof Of An Aloha Airlines Jet Ripped Off In Mid-Air At 24,000 Feet, But The Plane Still Managed To Land Safely. One Stewardess Was Sucked Out Of The Plane. Her Body Was Never Found

April 28, 1988: The Roof Of An Aloha Airlines Jet Ripped Off In Mid-Air At 24,000 Feet, But The Plane Still Managed To Land Safely. One Stewardess Was Sucked Out Of The Plane. Her Body Was Never Found
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#6 Low On Magenta. Again

Low On Magenta. Again
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One doesn’t have to look far to find other, ample examples of content based on “fails.” As far back as 2008, internet pages were building and finding content revolving around misfortune, accidents, slips of the tongue, and other mistakes. While sometimes the content does seem cruel, examples like “That Looked Expensive” have mass appeal because the victims tend to be wealthy. A crashed sports car sucks, but if one can afford it, it might not feel as bad. 

#7 I Humbly Request This Picture To Be Used As The Subreddit Image. The Montparnasse Derailment - 1895

I Humbly Request This Picture To Be Used As The Subreddit Image. The Montparnasse Derailment - 1895
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#8 The M Stands For Magnetic

The M Stands For Magnetic
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#9 Just A Little Kiss

Just A Little Kiss
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There is also a degree of curiosity in seeing expensive things break. Most of us are not around supercars, yachts, and construction equipment, so seeing what it looks like broken down or on fire has a sort of novel appeal. This is an impulse older than internet memes. For example, US soldiers in World War Two sometimes expressed a fascination with destruction. They would enjoy exploring the burnt-our wrecks of vehicles and bombed cities.

#10 Sorry I Won't Make It In To Work Today Boss, My Train Missed My Station

Sorry I Won't Make It In To Work Today Boss, My Train Missed My Station
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#11 Audis Can't Pole Vault

Audis Can't Pole Vault
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#12 Neighbor Having Dead Tree Cut Down... Contractor Made A Little Mistake

Neighbor Having Dead Tree Cut Down... Contractor Made A Little Mistake
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In the modern day and age, this manifests as our curiosity whenever there is a traffic accident. It’s almost cliche to say things like “I couldn’t look away,” when we recall driving or walking past a car crash, but it does reflect a deep-seated inquisitiveness we have toward destruction. Many people will slow down, partially due to safety concerns, as one crash might be an indicator of risk factors in the area. 

#13 Oven Fell On A Red Hot Ferrari

Oven Fell On A Red Hot Ferrari
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#14 Yes Sir, I Can Confirm That Your Package Is Currently En-Route On A Container Ship

Yes Sir, I Can Confirm That Your Package Is Currently En-Route On A Container Ship
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#15 Well, Not One But Two

Well, Not One But Two
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Our brains are somewhat helpful in this regard. Relationally, a car crash, for example, or any other less common disaster is a bad thing. But our minds are clever enough to know that there might be important data, so they will want us to look. Our brains are more engaged when there is a negative emotion present, allowing us to quickly analyze the situation and learn whatever lessons there are to be learned. It seems that “smart people learn from others' mistakes,” is a core feature of our psyche. 

#16 Paint Spill In A Maserati

Paint Spill In A Maserati
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#17 Honey, I'm Home!

Honey, I'm Home!
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#18 Lamborghini Wrecked In Crash Just 20 Minutes After Purchase

Lamborghini Wrecked In Crash Just 20 Minutes After Purchase
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Our consciousness is also somewhat assisted by the knowledge that there are solutions. We live in a materially rich world, cars can be fixed or replaced, and buildings repaired. Many people have insurance. This knowledge helps us rationalize these disasters and turn them into a bit of entertainment. Yes, it probably wouldn’t feel great to walk outside after a storm, see your own ruined property and think “That looks expensive,” but even bad luck has its own sort of charm.

#19 The Gaziantep Castle In Turkey Collapsed After The Recent Earthquake

The Gaziantep Castle In Turkey Collapsed After The Recent Earthquake
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#20 I'm Sorry Sir, But That Spot Is Normally Reserved For The Boss's Corvette Stingray

I'm Sorry Sir, But That Spot Is Normally Reserved For The Boss's Corvette Stingray
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