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40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
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40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know

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“There is no doubt in my mind street smarts kicks book smarts’ ass,” Scott Berkun claimed once. Despite our best efforts to balance the scales by saying that you need both in order to thrive, being street smart still kicks book smarts’ ass. So we will just leave it at that.
While you can read a couple of books and be well-educated in philosophy, citing Nietzsche probably will do you much good as waving your wallet when you find yourself on the wrong side of the tracks. In order to see what it takes to survive in the 'concrete jungle', we have delved into the depths of the internet to bring you the best street smart tips. 

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40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
My dad gave me this advice: if you ever think you're about to be mugged or attacked, and you don't know that you could win the fight, act crazy. Talk to yourself, chew on your fingers, p**s your pants if need be. Any group of people can feel safe taking on one dude, no matter how big he is. Nobody wants to f**k with crazy. Crazy doesn't give up when you break his nose, or when you smash his head into the ground. Crazy will keep whaling on you with two broken arms until he physically can't move. Nobody f***s with crazy.
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In the bustling metropolis of modern urban life, having street smarts is similar to having a navigational compass in an unforgiving concrete jungle. Those who embody this discerning quality find themselves adept at reading the city's unspoken rules, mastering the delicate dance of interpersonal dynamics, and weaving through the intricacies of daily encounters with almost preternatural ease. Like Spider-Man but with no latex costume. 

Yet, it is not merely a matter of survival - street smarts also embolden its possessor to thrive amid the cacophony of urban life. At least that's what Mark K. Mullins and John A. Kuhn, both accomplished businessmen, claim in their 'Street Smart Disciplines of Successful People' book. Armed with a profound understanding of the city's pulse, street smart folks can negotiate with the finesse of seasoned diplomats, their deft negotiations ensuring favorable outcomes in transactions and exchanges.

#2

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
Never loan someone money you aren't willing to lose.
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"I’m not a traditional designer, I've learned more in the streets than in any classroom," Enzo Fusco, a collector of technical and military garments, has once claimed. And it's true. Street smarts enable individuals to adapt quickly to new and challenging situations, whether it's life or creativity.

Street smarts also help people think on their feet, make quick decisions, and adjust to rapidly changing circumstances. We're pretty sure Anthony Bourdain, the renowned American celebrity chef who once lived in Manhattan's tough and legendary neighborhood, Hell's Kitchen, during the early 1980s, undoubtedly grasped the value of street smarts better than most.

#3

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If you're a tourist and lost, don't stand still to get your bearings. Go sit on a bench and look relaxed, like you're waiting for someone and just passing the time.
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#4

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
The difference between a low income and a bad neighborhood, is that in low income ones, people are going places, catching the bus to work, etc. In bad hoods, people are hanging out on street corners appearing to do nothing.
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Speaking of putting that street smarts knowledge to good use outside of survival, we were lucky to catch Scott Berkun, the best-selling author of 'Confessions of a Public Speaker', and talk about how it helped him achieve so much in his life. "Whether you're on the street or in any other challenging situation, being street smart compels you to cultivate trust in your own judgment concerning people and what truly holds significance. This skill holds immense value in every aspect of life, regardless of how far removed you are from those initial experiences on the streets," he told Bored Panda in an email.

#5

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
One of the best ive heard for “novice level” street smart levels is always look like you know where you are going and walk with purpose, as youll look like a less easy mark than people nose deep in their phone and looking around confused
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In my teens I’d go to the mall regularly and on sundays they closed early but I had forgotten this and didn’t have a cell phone to call for a pick-up so I asked a stranger to use his. He looked conflicted but then asked for the phone number and dialed it himself, confirmed it was a mom, then handed it to me. It took a while for me to realize he just didn’t want his phone to get snatched and stolen, but wherever you are cell phone mall guy you taught me a valuable Street smart lesson about belongings that day.
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The biggest difference between street smarts and book smarts, then, is how you acquire the knowledge, Berkun says. "Street smarts place you at the center of the experience, while book smarts involve absorbing someone else's perspective on the world." Street smarts, in other words, are earned through personal exposure to risks and the ability to overcome them, while you can get the smarts from art in the comfort of your home, snugged by a cozy blanket. 

#7

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
Knowing there is no shame in running away from a fight.
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#8

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
When you buy an expensive item, for the love of god…don’t just put the box outside by your trash can. It screams “rob me and my new 50 inch plasma flatscreen!”
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While contemplating and mentally preparing have their merits, Berkun, who also admits to being a book nerd himself, firmly believes that envisioning how to handle tough situations is a far cry from the actual experience.

#9

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If a stranger is being helpful and helping you get somewhere be incredibly mindful of that.
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#10

Ok, I live in a dangerous country, here are my street smart tips:
* 1) Don't watch people in their eye (maybe split second, or on throat)
* 2) If responding to an ad in the paper for apartment, dont walk with rental deposit in cash. Verify somehow
* 3) Boarding a taxi, text somebody the license plate
* 4) Always tell someone where you're going
* 5) If you go out with someone, text/call each other upon arrival at home
* 6) Driving at night and there is an obstacle in the road, don't stop to remove... drive over or reverse the f**k out of there.
* 7) Buying a used car from someone?. Verify there are no outstanding loans attached to it. Verify the chassis number or something. People have been known to rent cars then sell them
* 8) Study whoever is approaching you and attempt to decipher if they're acting suspicious
* 9) Consider crossing the street when people are approaching you, to make more space between you
* 10) When walking home at nights, walk on the safe side. I.E The side of incoming traffic. So you can see cars approaching you. In the Caribbean cars drive on the left hand side of the road. Walking on the right hand side, a car will never creep up behind you.
* 11) When parking your vehicle in a parking lot, park it in the center or somewhere lit and visible
* 12) Don't leave valuables showing in you car ...like on the seat or something
* 13) If paying someone large sums of cash, pay via check, bankers draft etc, to leave a paper trail. Cash is harder to trace.
* 14) At a stop light ?... Lock all doors and pull up windows. People can open doors and sneak in
* 15) Do not ask anybody for directions. Find someone in uniform or something.
* 16) If you are being followed, DO NOT GO HOME, head to the nearest Police Station. Don't let them know where you leave
* 17) Invest in electronically closing gates. Risky to get out of car to open and close gate
* 18) Consider keeping "rob money" on you. If being mugged you don't want to p**s off the mugger by not having anything to give
* 19) Consider using the same taxi if possible, Or specially designated Licensed taxis. Random taxis may rob you.
* 20) At a party and s**t goes down?. The warring parties may leave to get armed and return afterwards. leave immediately
* 21) Dropping a friend home, let them enter their house/ gate before you drive away.
* 22) Have keys handy upon walking to car/ house
* 23) If an unfamiliar person comes asking questions about the whereabouts of somebody in your area. You do not know.
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"Embrace real-life interactions by engaging with the challenge heads on, visiting locations, and immersing yourself in the nitty-gritty aspects of your work. Avoid a hands-off approach," Berkun suggested. "Embracing all experiences, whether positive or negative, will gradually build your confidence, familiarity, and understanding of the world around you."

In other words, learn to be street smart by stepping outside of your comfort zone. Although, don't go steer too far off - it can get a bit nuts and there might not be any internet connection.

#11

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If you're in a really sh***y neighbourhood, the plain clothes cops have nicer teeth than everyone else. A family member who's actually a cop told me this once. It makes sense if you've ever been in some really rough neighbourhoods.
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#12

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
Don’t ever tell the cab driver you don’t know where you’re going.
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#13

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
Ladies, never hold your purses casually. I know women who've had their bags snatched and there's no chance you can catch the thieves when they're already running and you don't know what just happened. I have an over-the-shoulder purse and I usually feel ok about it, but I still swing it in front of me when I'm in a crowded place.
Also, never believe anyone's sob story when they're asking for money. You won't believe how genuine these people can sound and look - especially those people in train stations saying they only need $X to get to X place, their stuff was stolen, whatever. As a resident of a city, you'll see dozens of people give them money and they'll still be there.
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#14

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If someone describes themselves as "street smart" it means they are not smart.
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#15

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
When in a bad area, keep a confident posture and facial expression. But don't invite too much attention by staring everyone in the face.
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#16

I got mugged once, and even though they only got $10 and half a pack of smokes from me, I promised it would never happen again.
Fast forward a few years, a buddy and I are walking home from a party and I'm carrying some gear worth at least $1000. We pass a group of 4 folks, and two of them leave the group and start following us. Down the street are another 2 folks that suddenly start walking towards us. I tell my buddy we're crossing the street. All 6 of them also cross the street with us. Now knowing for sure what was about to happen, I hailed a cab that was passing and we jumped in. My buddy asks 'why are we cabbing it, you live a block away'. I pointed to the 6 guys that were now just staring at the cab. 'Those folks were about to mug us', I say.
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#17

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
De-escalating and deflecting intense situations.
Knowing how to do that is the ultimate street smart in my book
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#18

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If your "gut" tells you something is off about a situation, trust it and get the f**k out of there. Also in a street fight, all bets are off and everything is fair game to attack, but never hit a man while he is down.
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#19

40 "Street Smart" Tips That Everyone Should Know
If you think you're being followed, casually make a left at each intersection you come across. Repeat this 4 times and if he's still following you, casually call the cops.
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#20

My policy is: Walk fast and never stop for anyone. I walk fast, so by the time some piece of s**t has finished his evaluation of my muggability, I'm already gone. I don't stop for anyone I don't already know, f**k politeness, I don't have any business with random strangers and they have no business with me. You want to know what time it is? Get a watch. You want to conduct a survey? F**k you, I don't owe you any data just because you're smiling at me.
Anyone wants to stop me *physically*, you're losing a f*****g eye.
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