"Oh my god, my time has come.
People do dumb stuff in escape rooms constantly, but that’s the whole point, and it’s usually in good fun. The best part of my old escape room job was that it was literally right next door to a brothel. People would frequently come to our door not realizing that they were one door over from where they wanted to be and ask 'Hey, how much?'
Me, in my customer service voice: 'Well it depends on how many people you bring, it’s $40 each if you’re a group of two, and goes down to $32 each if you’re a group of eight. Usually, we recommend groups of 4 to 6 people, that seems to be the sweet spot.'
Their looks of horror will make me laugh forever."