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30 Of The Most Delusional Posts From Entitled Parents Looking For Nannies

30 Of The Most Delusional Posts From Entitled Parents Looking For Nannies

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It’s only fair that all parents want what’s best for their kids. Especially when a child is still new to this world and you need someone to help to navigate them in this big and complex environment. That’s when a nanny comes in – someone you can fully entrust your child to without worrying about it.
And while we all know that finding a good nanny is a mission in its own right, some parents seem to take a more delusional approach to it. From requirements through the roof to offering “free hands-on parenting experience” and charging a live-in nanny, these are among the countless nanny job ads we just couldn’t make up.
Below awaits the selection of the weirdest and craziest screenshots of nanny jobs that make you wonder what these parents were thinking.

#1 Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo

Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo
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With the increasing number of households needing a nanny to help care for their children, finding a good one is becoming increasingly difficult. And while it’s important to stay realistic when it comes to setting requirements for the nanny, some parents fail to do so, as seen in the numerous examples shared in this article.

It all comes down to the fact that every parent wants the best for their children. The thing in question is how differently moms and dads understand what exactly is best. For some, it’s free hands-on experience in childcare; for others, it’s another delusional request.

#2 Delusional Babysitter Requirements

Delusional Babysitter Requirements
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#3 What Do You Mean You Can't Afford It

What Do You Mean You Can't Afford It
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Another important aspect to note when it comes to a perfect nanny match is how much more cautious parents are becoming when it comes to ensuring their children's care. That’s where probably the most important factor comes into play when looking for a nanny–trust.

#4 Any Master Graduates Looking For A Babysitting Job For 18$ A Day?

Any Master Graduates Looking For A Babysitting Job For 18$ A Day?
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#5 75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting
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Of course, a nanny must have the necessary qualifications and experience, but it is also important to find a nanny who is naturally kind and nurturing. Parents want someone who will be a positive role model for their children and will be able to provide the right kind of guidance and support.

But how and where do you find this whole package in a person? How do you determine if they have what it takes? From background checks to recommendations, from conducting interviews to having dinners with the whole family, parents go to great lengths to make sure they find the right person to whom they can entrust their child.

#6 Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage
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#7 Childcare Is So Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?

Childcare Is So Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?
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123points

#8 Free Babysitter Needed

Free Babysitter Needed
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#9 Nanny For Free

Nanny For Free
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No wonder nanny cameras are becoming a booming business with more and more parents opting to keep an eye on their child and the caretaker while they’re away. Having said that, it’s important to address some very important safety and privacy concerns and issues around nanny cameras that parents should be aware of. So we reached out to Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN, who happily shared some insights.

Markuson warned that hidden cameras should never be used to monitor anyone and thus compromise their privacy. “Nanny cameras should be used for security reasons only, such as making sure your child or pet is safe,” he commented. So if parents see nanny cameras as a way to allow their babysitters to earn their trust, this is the wrong way to do so.

#10 Need A Babysitter/Slave

Need A Babysitter/Slave
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#11 She Wants Childcare/Housekeeper For $1.70/Hour. The Sad Part Is People Are Actually Offering To Do It At Her Price

She Wants Childcare/Housekeeper For $1.70/Hour. The Sad Part Is People Are Actually Offering To Do It At Her Price
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84points

#12 What's The Going Rate For Full-Time Childcare For A Kid With Special Needs?

What's The Going Rate For Full-Time Childcare For A Kid With Special Needs?
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#13 Pay Me To Be My Live-In Nanny

Pay Me To Be My Live-In Nanny
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"The main privacy issue is that if not protected properly, any smart camera (including a nanny camera) can be hacked,” Markuson warned parents who are considering getting a nanny camera. “If this happens, a malicious third party will be able to access the camera’s feed and see not only what your child is doing but also you or your other family members who are in the same room as the camera.”

To ensure this does not happen, it is important to adjust your nanny camera settings in a certain way. First, it’s checking your camera’s password settings. “Set up your IP camera to require a password. The password should be complex, unique, and consist of no less than 12 characters. According to NordPass research, people often fail to change their admin passwords. In fact, the most popular password in the U.S. is 'guest,' which is also a common admin password,” Markuson explained.

#14 $100 For A 60-Hour Per Week Plus Vegan Food Costs Sounds Like A Deal

$100 For A 60-Hour Per Week Plus Vegan Food Costs Sounds Like A Deal
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#15 Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare

Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare
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#16 Babysitter Needed

Babysitter Needed
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#17 Wanted: Live-In Slave

Wanted: Live-In Slave
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Another important step is to enable your camera’s security features. “If you bought a camera that encrypts data transmitted via the internet, turn this feature on. And always update your device with the latest security patches.”

Last but not least, it’s safest to hide your online traffic with a VPN connection set up on your router, the cybersecurity expert argues. “If you set up a VPN, like NordVPN, on your router, you can connect and secure any number of gadgets with a single device slot. Any device that connects to it, including your home security camera, will automatically be private on the internet,” Markuson told us.

#18 Woman Wants $2-3/Hour Childcare

Woman Wants $2-3/Hour Childcare
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#19 I Just Love The Way They Think

I Just Love The Way They Think
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#20 2.73 Per Hour Is A Normal Rate For Childcare, Apparently

2.73 Per Hour Is A Normal Rate For Childcare, Apparently
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