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30 Men That Showed Their True Colors With Their Weird And Delusional Expectations For Women
Social IssuesMAY 15, 2024

30 Men That Showed Their True Colors With Their Weird And Delusional Expectations For Women

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A “wonderful” part of being a woman is accidentally smiling while making eye contact with the wrong man and now he is in love and, even worse, insistent that you must be in love as well. No words, deeds or restraining orders will dissuade him from this thought. Fortunately, folks online have taken to screenshotting messages from these sorts of fellows to name and shame them. 
We’ve gathered some of the most delusional expectations “nice guys” have had of women. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the ones that made you roll your eyes the most and be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1 Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"

Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"
312points

#2 This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend

This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend
308points

#3 Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”

Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”
245points

For those who are not in the loop, a “nice guy” isn’t just a fantastically underrated Ryan Gosling movie or a man who is nice, it refers to a very specific subset of romantically unsuccessful men. These men, similar to the ones in these screenshots, have a misguided and frankly entitled belief that if they are just nice to women, they will receive love and attention in return.

Given the fact that humans are not vending machines, this has no bearing on reality, but when this fact rears its head, these men tend to get very angry. It’s also worth noting that “nice guys” are not particularly nice in general, equating some conversation and favors to being a “perfect partner.” 

#4 “Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”

“Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”
225points

#5 Why Aren't Women More Superficial?

Why Aren't Women More Superficial?
220points

#6 Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"

Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"
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213points

When told that, actually, being nice via text or internet comment doesn’t make someone instantly fall for you, “nice guys” tend to react with anger. First and foremost, this very quickly shreds any last illusion that they are nice at all. This anger at their delusions being dismissed is almost as ridiculous as some of the demands they have of women who wouldn’t look at them twice. 

#7 This Guy Who Expected To Find A Match Because He Said He Doesn't Care About Looks Or Sex In His Profile... But Then Had This As His Opening Line

This Guy Who Expected To Find A Match Because He Said He Doesn't Care About Looks Or Sex In His Profile... But Then Had This As His Opening Line
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191points

#8 Poor Brandon

Poor Brandon
163points

#9 Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"

Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"
154points

This is all to say that self-proclaimed “nice guys” tend to be neither nice nor good romantic matches. There have been enough cases where these men, met with rejection, turn to stalking and other forms of harassment that tend to be considerably worse than anything the stereotypical “jerk” might do. 

#10 This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior

This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior
140points

#11 This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson
132points

#12 This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills

This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills
123points

The main cause of the issue, as with so much else, is a feeling of entitlement. Not only do these fellows think that having a partner is some sort of God-given right, they also have pretty strong opinions about what this partner should do, think and look like. Naturally, we can probably guess that these men most likely don’t, themselves, fit the bill at all, but that is beyond the point. 

#13 Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"

Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"
122points

#14 Ngvc: "Just Trying To Be Nice"

Ngvc: "Just Trying To Be Nice"
117points

#15 Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"

Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"
115points

#16 This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women

This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women
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110points

#17 Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"

Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"
109points

#18 Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"

Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"
96points

#19 This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point

This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point
95points

#20 Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"

Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"
95points
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