For some, their English teacher was the reason they fell in love with English literature and linguistics. For others, their English professor was precisely why they dedicated their lives to the field of natural sciences instead. We bet the very first English jokes for teachers came from the second group of people.
Whichever the case might be, good or bad, hilarious or not, we should all be grateful to our English teachers for guiding us on the extensive learning journey of the language spoken by over 1.5 billion people worldwide.

However, there’s one more thing that we should be grateful to our English tutors for. And that’s all the English jokes for teachers and puns worth getting an F for. Isn’t it ironic that we use the language they taught against them to make funny English teacher jokes? Oh, how the tables have turned. You better believe our English teachers would be proud of us for using this idiom!
However, don’t take these funny teacher jokes too seriously, but as tongue-in-cheek or light-hearted humor instead. And it’s very likely that the English professors themselves would have a good giggle at these puns for teachers.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of funny jokes for teachers that will surely bring a bit of fun into the classroom or the mysterious place no student has ever stepped foot in, aka the teachers’ room. Whether it was a bad teacher experience or a hilarious mistake in the class, we bet you’ll find something relatable.
Do you know any more jokes for teachers and students? Let us know! And also, make sure to upvote your favorite from 148 funny jokes about teachers!
#81 Wait, French Was Just Code for Swearing?
"When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" after a swear word... I'll never forget that day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French."
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#82 Grammar, but make it contagious
Student: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so I was centimeter."
Teacher: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please."
Teacher: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please."
Student: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"
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#83 Grammar humor that hits different

“What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense.”
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#84 Plot twist: Grammar saves lives
"My English teacher banned me from using apostrophies. She doesn't want me to contract the C'rona Virus."
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#85 Vowels and Y Walk Into a Word
"Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y"?"
"Unquestionablely!"
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#86 Homework’s got a sweet side, apparently

“Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.”
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#87 When Grammar Goes Rogue
"My English teacher told me that using a colon in a sentence can really change its meaning. For example, Jane ate her friend's sandwich. Becomes, Jane ate her friend's colon."
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#88 Grammar Flips the Script
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "Woman without her man is nothing." The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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#89 Pun Intended
How does an English teacher laugh?
Ha(d) ha(d).
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#90 Plot twist: Biology gave it away

“How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods.”
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#91 Wait, that’s not what pathetic fallacy means?
"I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction."
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#92 Classic “Innocent Until Proven Lazy”
Student: "Teacher, you wouldn’t punish me for something I didn’t do, right?"
Teacher: "Of course not."
Student: "Good! Because I didn’t do my homework."
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#93 Well, that’s brutally honest

“Student: ‘Teacher, I don’t think I deserve 0% on this test.’
Teacher: ‘I agree, but that is the lowest grade I can give you.’”
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#94 Mood called in sick
Student: "Teacher, I’m not feeling well today?"
Teacher: "Where don’t you feel well?"
Student: "I don’t feel well at school."
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#95 Parenting Level: Expert Excuses

“Teacher: ‘Shohag, this note from your father looks like your handwriting.’
Student: ‘Well, yes. He borrowed my pen.’”
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#96 Pointless but relatable lol
"As I struggled in the class with a half pencil, my teacher looked at me and said, 'Writing with a broken pencil is pointless, my child.'"
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#97 This Teacher’s No Basic Catchphrase
"My teacher avoids cliches like the plague!"
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#98 Plot twist: Teacher’s pun game strong
"My classmate was late for class, and he said, "It was raining cats and dogs." To which our teacher smiled and asked him, "Did you step in a poodle, then?" He was truly startled."
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#99 Plot twist: The teacher’s less fun

“What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says to spit our gum out, a train says choo choo choo.”
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#100 Silent but studied
Why couldn’t the teacher fart in front of her class?
Because she was a private tutor.
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