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“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
ParentingNOV 8, 2023

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did

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Teens are often embarrassed by their parents leaving notes in their lunchboxes and sharing baby photos with their current crush. “Moooom, stop!” But little do they know, their parents learned from the best. Because when these kids were younger, they were wreaking havoc on Mom and Dad, humiliating them everywhere they went…
Below, you’ll find some hilarious stories that parents have shared on Reddit, detailing the most embarrassing things their kids have ever said and done in public. So enjoy scrolling through these silly tales, and keep reading to find a conversation with mom and parenting expert, Dayna Abraham!

#1

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
My daughter screamed 'SERIOUSLY?' in church when they made the congregation stand one too many times for her liking. She’s nine.
188points

#2

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
I had just gone to the bathroom after a big pork chop dinner at a nice restaurant. The stench was heavy on the air, but there was nothing I could do about it. The pork chops had cleared out the pipes.
As I came out of the stall, a father and his young son came in and the kid shouts, “Holy cow! What the hell died in here? It stinks!”
Then he makes eye contact with me in the mirror as I’m washing my hands, points, and goes “Was that YOU? Yuck!!!”
I’m not easily embarrassed, and I laughed, but I have to admit, this kid had nailed me to the wall, and I *was* a little embarrassed. His dad seemed to notice that, and goes, without missing a beat, “Yeah, well Josh. When you take a c**p it doesn’t exactly smell like flowers either.“
Wherever that guy is, I salute you. Dads of the world unite.
181points

#3

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
My 3 year old was singing about dinosaurs loudly at the grocery store and I told her I loved her singing, but asked her to please use her inside voice. She randomly came out with "Im sorry mommy! Please dont lock me in the closet!" And a whole bunch of people turned to look at me. I've never once locked her in a closet! Theres no room in our closet even if I wanted to!
175points

To gain more insight on this topic, we reached out to mom, author and founder of the popular parenting website Lemon Lime Adventures, Dayna Abraham. Dayna was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda, jokingly noting that it might be easier to count how often her kids don't embarrass her, rather than how often they do.

"I remember when my oldest (now 18) was three, we were in Bed Bath & Beyond, and he didn't know what something was," Dayna shared. "So at the top of this lungs he shouted, 'What the f*ck!' Because earlier in the week when I heard him say this when he stepped in water, I had said, 'Oh, I think you mean: What's this? What's happened?'"

#4

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
We were at my daughters choir performance, sitting dead center in the front row. Right before the performance starts, as the entire room is dead silent and the choir director is lifting her arms, my seven year old rips the LOUDEST fart. Without missing a beat, he yells “Mom! Why did you fart?”.
I wanted to melt into the gym floor. All I could do was stare forward with my cheeks on fire.
147points

#5

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
When my daughter was 2, we went on a long flight. At one point, a flight attendant was near, and my daughter looked up and said, "Piece of a*s!" The flight attendant gave me (father) the worst look! Like, I think she assumed that my daughter was repeating something that she had heard me say.
What I knew, however, was that my daughter had a bit of a funny accent when pronouncing certain words, and I explained to the flight attendant, "She would like a piece of *ice*. Ice."
I don't think she believed me, but she put some ice in a cup and handed it to my daughter who happily looked at it and said, "A*s! A*s!" At that, the flight attendant stated laughing and forgave me.
146points

#6

One time I was in a changing room at a women’s clothing store with my then-two-year-old, trying on a new top. It was the type of fitting room with a curtain across the entrance that you just pull closed when you’re inside.
Well, my toddler apparently got bored with watching me try on clothes, so he ripped open the curtain and ran off at top speed into the (fairly busy) store.
I did not have time to think - he has always been super active and he could really move when the mood struck him, so my reflexes were to get to him and grab him as quickly as possible.
So, half-naked wearing just my bra (which was not by any means a nice bra), pale and flabby because it was the winter months, I ran after him out of the changing room and across the store, loudly shouting his name (which caused all the shoppers in the immediate vicinity to turn and look).
He was actually halfway out the door and into the shopping centre by the time I was able to catch him, and then I had to scuttle awkwardly back to the fitting rooms, bright red, embarrassed to within an inch of my life.
Obviously, he thought - and still thinks to this day when I tell him this story - it was hilarious.
146points

"While these moments are funny to look back on, there have been many moments raising an autistic child that I have felt embarrassed in public for not so funny things," Dayna added. "For example, one time my child was melting down in the parking lot of Starbucks and screaming at me while cars just drove by and stared."

But she gives kids the benefit of the doubt, noting that they're probably not intentionally embarrassing their parents. "Instead, I think that parents have expectations, and society has placed so many expectations on [us] that parents take their children's behaviors personally," Dayna explained. "Children (especially young children) aren't self aware and aren't aware of social 'normalcies' yet, so what they think is normal can be very embarrassing or humiliating for parents."

#7

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
Recently we were walking into the store right before a snowstorm, and naturally there were people hoarding cases of water into their car like it was about to be the apocalypse. My son (8, and loves math) looked at them as we were walking by and was LOUDLY asking why they needed so much water. I laughed it off, but this kid did the math of how many bottles were in each pack and how many cases they loaded into their car and was like “what are they going to do with 210 bottles of water at one time? they really couldn’t leave any for other people?”
He’s not wrong but shut up 😂
128points

#8

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
We were in the pet food aisle of a grocery store and talking about how our dog was very old when he died and how our cat was quite old and we weren’t sure how much longer he would have to live.
This older woman was sharing the aisle with us and my 4yo son turns to point at her and says “so this lady…” and I had to scoop him up very quickly before he could finish his sentence.
114points

#9

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
We were standing in line to get on a plane and my oldest (who was 3 at the time) pointed to the man directly behind us who had a very large stomach and said very loudly "he is having a baby!"
Luckily he was such a good sport and was so kind. But I had to explain a couple things to her after that haha
113points

We were also curious if Dayna believes her kids will always find ways to embarrass her. "I definitely think that there are always opportunities for kids to embarrass their parents. And as they hit teen and young adult years, they find it more fun to poke fun at their parents," she told Bored Panda. "If parents and kids create a strong bond, the joking and silliness can be a fun source of connection as their relationship grows."

#10

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
I'm currently 38 weeks pregnant and my 6 year old told a cashier:
"My mom looks fat when she's naked, but when she's wearing clothes she looks pregnant"
This was literally out of nowhere and unprompted.
She's not wrong, so I just thanked her for sharing.
112points

#11

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
My 4 year old daughter saw someone wearing a full niqab at a playground and said out loud “is she a ninja? It’s not even halloween?” I was so embarrassed
107points

#12

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
In the grocery store this weekend, my son yelled "why is that lady screaming at her baby?!" in a very loud, very shocked tone. It was embarrassing for everyone around but maybe now that lady won't be screaming at her toddler in public anymore.
106points

Dayna also says it's important for parents to take embarrassment with laughter when it comes to light-hearted mistakes. "If there are extremely challenging behaviors that are embarrassing, I want parents to know this doesn't mean your child is 'bad' or you are failing as a parent," the expert shared.

"Allow yourself to remove the judgement from others and focus on the relationship between you and your child," Dayna continued. "You can learn more about how to release the pressure of onlookers in my book, Calm the Chaos: A Failproof Roadmap to Parenting Even the Most Challenging Kids."

#13

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
A little person walked by us in the store qnd my son shouted "daddy that lady is so tiny. Daddy I love her she is so tiny."
Lol God damn it.
104points

#14

This happened to a friend. She was shopping with her toddler and needed to use the bathroom. She had her period so the toddler must have noticed her pad. In the supermarket later the toddler announced loudly to the cashier, “My Mum has a Band-Aid in her undies!”.
100points

#15

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
My son would ask random men if they were his daddy. I am married to his father!!! He knows exactly who his dad is!
95points

#16

I was walking my 2 year old with the stroller and an elderly man was walking toward us. He had a white beard. A large belly. And happened to be wearing a bright red shirt.
Can you guess what happened next?
2 year old, yelling at the top or his lungs and frantically pointing at the man:
- SANTA CLAUS! Mommy look that's Santa Claus! Look mommy, look there he is!
We're still some distance away from this poor man, so I think there's a chance he didn't hear us and I cross to the other side of the street to avoid him hearing us. I try to calm the kid down but he's too excited to even hear me.
2 year old yells louder:
- Mommy, that's Santa Claus!!! PRESEEEEENTS! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS!?!
We were on the other side of the street but I'm pretty sure he heard and he definitely saw my kid pointing at him and jumping up and down in his stroller. He did not seem to find it cute though.
Although, to be fair, you can't look like Santa and dress like Santa and not expect toddlers to lose their s**t lol.
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95points

#17

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
We were at Target and my son was about 3 at time and he grabbed tampons off the shelf and said “here’s the things you put up your butt, mom!”
91points

#18

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
Dad here. We were at the grocery store and saw this monster of a man, definitely a bodybuilder - he was like 6’3” 250 pounds of muscle. We pass him in an aisle and my boy (3 or 4 at the time) says to him “my dad can beat you up”. I look at the giant man and he just smirks (in a non threatening way). We go about our business as usual (no; I didn’t correct my son, I let him think I was Superman as long as he wanted too)
91points

#19

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did
My daughter mooned the grocery store while I was putting our stuff on the counter to be scanned. I have no idea how long she had her pants down, but I heard laughing and turned and there she was, butt hanging out.
91points

#20

Not my kid, but my brother. It was Christmas Eve mass and he was about 3 or 4. Brother snuck out of his seat, laid down on the priest's feet, and loudly sobbed "We go home now?!". I have never seen my mom so red. The priest just laughed it off and said that was his cue to stop talking.
88points
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