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40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page
Funny,Parenting,FailsJUN 9, 2022

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

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We no longer live in a world where it's enough to just take a picture of a positive pregnancy test to announce you're expecting a baby. A post like that would get such low traction, that social media algorithms would bury it deep down people's feeds and even your parents wouldn't see the message.
In order for the word to spread, you need to come up with something more engaging. And while some people successfully find interesting and creative ways to let everyone know about the upcoming addition to their family, others end up trying so hard, they completely overdo the whole thing.
There's a Facebook group called 'That's It, I'm Pregnancy Announcement Shaming' and it has all the inappropriate innuendos, sexist remarks, and other popular cliches that people apparently think are OK for such an occasion. Since the group's creation, however, its members have shared so much content, that it would take you a really long time to find the best (worst?) gems. But don't worry, we at Bored Panda have done it so you wouldn't have to.
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#1 Under His Eye

Under His Eye
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#2 This Was My Pregnancy Announcement From 2020..... Have Fun

This Was My Pregnancy Announcement From 2020..... Have Fun
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Many expecting couples wait until the end of the first trimester — around week 13 — to tell friends and family about their pregnancy. And there are quite a few reasons behind it.

First, the risk of miscarriage. The first trimester is a tremendous time of development and change for the parents as well as their little one. With all that change comes some risk that the pregnancy might not carry to term.

Unfortunately, between 10 and 25 percent of known pregnancies end in miscarriage, and roughly 80 percent of them occur in the first trimester.

#3 Omg, Wait Till Grandma Gets A Load Of This!

Omg, Wait Till Grandma Gets A Load Of This!
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#4 Weird Way To Announce An Abortion, But Whatever

Weird Way To Announce An Abortion, But Whatever
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#5 Allergic But Sure Yes Swarm Yourself With Thousands Of Bees

Allergic But Sure Yes Swarm Yourself With Thousands Of Bees
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Most miscarriages are caused by factors beyond a mother's control. (In fact, that's why a lot of members of the medical community are against using this term.) About half are caused by chromosomal abnormalities, which means that the baby doesn't develop properly.

Other causes of first trimester miscarriage include:

  • illness in mother;
  • luteal phase defect (problem with a woman’s monthly cycle);
  • hormone imbalances;
  • adhesions (scar-like tissue) in uterus.

#6 Theres A Lot To Unpack Here But Let’s Just Throw Away The Suitcase Instead

Theres A Lot To Unpack Here But Let’s Just Throw Away The Suitcase Instead
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#7 What In The Hillbilly Yeehaw John Deere Tractor Confederate Flag Is Goin On

What In The Hillbilly Yeehaw John Deere Tractor Confederate Flag Is Goin On
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#8 3 Pump Chump

3 Pump Chump
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#9 Makes Me Feel Like They Don't Really Want Children

Makes Me Feel Like They Don't Really Want Children
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Age is another factor that contributes to the risks. Here are the chances of a miscarriage at different periods of a woman's life:

  • Women ages 35 and under: 15 percent;
  • Women ages 35 to 45: 20 to 35 percent;
  • Women ages 45 and older: 50 percent.

#11 Peak Capitalism Was The Theme Of This Gender Reveal

Peak Capitalism Was The Theme Of This Gender Reveal
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#13 I’m Guessing It’s A Boy

I’m Guessing It’s A Boy
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If a developing baby lives to 7 weeks with a heartbeat, the risk of miscarriage drops to just 10 percent. In those beginning weeks when the risk is highest, women may not even know they're pregnant unless they've taken an early test.

After week 12, the risk of miscarriage falls to 5 percent for the rest of the pregnancy.

Given these numbers, it's understandable why so many parents wait until the risk of miscarriage drops before they announce about their pregnancy to the rest of the world. Having to tell people the sad news of a miscarriage shortly after announcing their pregnancy can be really difficult.

#14 Their Mothers Must Be Proud

Their Mothers Must Be Proud
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#15 I'm Pretty Sure If Disney Employees See That They Will Be Asked To Change/Leave Since It Is Not Family Friendly

I'm Pretty Sure If Disney Employees See That They Will Be Asked To Change/Leave Since It Is Not Family Friendly
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#16 Believe It Or Not, This Is A Pretty Popular One

Believe It Or Not, This Is A Pretty Popular One
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#17 That Poor Woman

That Poor Woman
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Another reason couples wait until the end of the first trimester has to do with prenatal checkups. Their first appointment may be around week 8 of pregnancy, or even later.

During the first visit, their provider will run tests to confirm the pregnancy, estimate the due date, screen for infections, and determine the general health of the mother and the baby.

For some couples, hearing that heartbeat for the first time or having an ultrasound to date the pregnancy is reassuring before announcing it to everyone.

#18 They Got Jokes

They Got Jokes
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#19 The Handmaids Tale Wasn’t An Instruction Manual

The Handmaids Tale Wasn’t An Instruction Manual
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#20 Hehe, Let's Make Light Of The Fact That There's A Wave Of Evictions Across The Country Right Now!

Hehe, Let's Make Light Of The Fact That There's A Wave Of Evictions Across The Country Right Now!
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