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178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table

178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table

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Christmas season is just around the corner and you know what time it is. United States, time to take a step back from the title of the world’s factory and let Santa and his elves claim what is rightfully theirs. Like Christmas products on the stores’ shelves, elf jokes are beginning to appear on the internet. The elf joke is the classic joke of Christmas. It’s their time to shine and no one can stop them from being said and spread, and you should be prepared. But with so many other jokes to choose from, why are funny elf jokes so amusing and only really used during the Christmas season?
Now, when we’re talking about elves, we’re not talking about World of Warcraft or Lord Of The Rings elves. They aren’t tall or beautiful. The elves we’re talking about here are the heroes of Santa’s workshops that dot the cold regions. Working only for sweets and nice words, one can think of many elf puns. Small and colorful, Christmas elf jokes are the perfect jokes to share around the dinner table on Christmas Eve. They are simple and classy and, like the Home Alone series being shown every winter season, they don’t get boring on Christmas. 
So, if you can’t contain your excitement for the gingerbread cookie season and can’t wait for those toys to appear under your Christmas tree, we’ve got some funny Christmas elf jokes to help with your Christmas addiction. Christmas songs and memes can pass the time, but only funny jokes can truly crack a smile on your face. If you’re going to a family gathering, you are sure to find some kids there. So to prepare you for hours of speaking over a cooked dinner, we compiled a list of good jokes below (we even threw in some elf jokes for kids to keep them entertained). Upvote the jokes that made you smile and maybe even giggle. Also, comment below if you know a different version of the same joke!

#1

178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table
What did the elf get when he crosses an apple and a Christmas tree?
A pineapple.
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#2

Why do elves make good listeners?
Because they are all ears.
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#3

What did the elf say when he won the lottery?
"Christmas be my lucky day."
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#4

Why did the elf put super glue on his book?
He wanted a story he couldn’t put down!
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#5

178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table
Why did the elf pray?
He wanted to connect with his higher elf.
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#6

What is an elf’s favorite pick-up line?
"Let me be your fantasy."
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#7

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
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#8

Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
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#9

What does Santa call the elf police?
"The Po Po Po."
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#10

178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
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#11

Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Because he’s an elf-made man.
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#12

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toe.
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#13

What is green, white, and red all over?
An elf with a sunburn.
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#14

What was the elf’s favorite sport?
Miniature golf.
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#15

178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table
What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store?
7-Elelfen.
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#16

What do Santa’s helpers tell someone who annoys them?
"Elf off."
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#17

What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
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#18

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
In elf-abet-ical order!
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#19

What is an elf’s favorite positive affirmation?
“I believe in my elf.”
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178 Elf Jokes To Share Around A Christmas Table
What do all the elves say when Santa makes a decision?
"Well, he does have the final sleigh, after all!"
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