Okay, so when you think about an elephant as a whole, there’s definitely nothing funny about it. On the contrary - it is such a majestic and wise animal that the only thing you can feel is awe. However, try and think about an elephant noting only the single parts it is composed of. For instance, tree trunk legs. How on earth does one walk on tree trunk legs?!? Then, the teeny tiny mouth of an animal the size of a double-decker bus (if the elephant is a small one). And boy, let’s not forget the wriggly tube of a nose/mouth it has! See, now an elephant is totally hilarious, and these elephant jokes that we’ve gathered in our latest article are now as funny as ever!
Of course, some of these cute animal jokes will talk about elephants being like the wisest animals on planet Earth; it’s just too great a part of the lore surrounding them to be dismissed entirely. However, these jokes about elephants won’t dismiss their clumsiness either. So, a well-rounded compendium of funny animal jokes, indeed. And you know what, it is exactly how we like it with our animal jokes - a bit of friendly mockery, a bit of acknowledging their strengths, and a whole lotta love for each of them!
So, ready to check out the funny elephant jokes we’ve rounded up in this article? Well then, scroll on down below and take a look! Once you’ve skimmed through them, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#1
Did you know that elephants can grow up to 11 feet?
But most just have 4.
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#2
The biggest ant in the world is called what?
An eleph-ant!
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#3
What game should you never play with an elephant?
Squash!
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#4
Why do elephants need trunks?
Because they don’t have handbags.
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#5
How do you make an elephant float?
You take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice cream, 5 tons of bananas…
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#6
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”
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#7
What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of presents.
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#8
What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
"Tusk tusk!"
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#9
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift!
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#10
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant!
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#11
Why do elephants never get hot and bothered?
They always have their ear conditioning on.
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#12
What did the elephant physicist do his PhD in?
He studied the gray matter.
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#13
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
Giant holes all over the Australian continent.
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#14
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a whale?
An animal with a natural snorkel.
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#15
What did the elephant say when his friend gave him a bunch of fruit on his birthday?
Thanks a ton.
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#16
What happens when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
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#17
What happens if you cross an elephant with a potato?
You get a ton of mashed potatoes.
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#18
What do you get when an elephant skydives?
A big hole!
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#19
Why were the elephants laughing at Tarzan?
He accidentally lost his loincloth.
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#20
What did Dumbo do when he realized it was his friend's birthday?
He telephant him to send his hearty congratulations.
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