Instead of a nose, an elephants trunk that reaches to the floor. Or a prehensile monkey tail which is dexterous enough to hold objects and shopping, also strong enough to support your weight, should you choose to hang from a tree?
#1
The monkey tail because its so much more useful and easier to hide should I be the only one.
2points
#2
Can I chose not to have either? Cause a seagull with a monkey tail or elephant nose would most certainly be held in some freak show and I kind of enjoy my freedom :)
2points
#3
Monkey tail, that would be fun
1point