We made a list dedicated to food puns some time ago, but that just wasn’t enough. What’s food, after all, if you don’t eat it, and what’s eating without a delicious pun? So, to make up for our earlier faux pas, we’ve finally compiled a list of eating puns, too. Now, you can have the cake and eat it, too!
Puns about eating are probably just as satisfying as eating itself. Take notice of the ‘probably’ and not ‘equally,’ though! Talking about dinner puns at dinner elevates the experience and the tastes you’re discovering to absolute new heights. Now, not only your taste buds but also your funny bone is tickled. Just remember to chew before you laugh, or else you might end up as the main attraction of the evening, showering those at the table in unwanted bits of food. We truly wouldn’t want that! On the other hand, an event of such a scale might fuel even more puns about food, so proceed as you find suitable.
Anyhoo, silly puns or the best puns, these babies will always be that cherry on top. Wanna bet? Well then, scroll on down below and read our selection of eating puns yourself! Once you’ve devoured them, give the tastiest ones your vote, and share this article with anyone obsessed with food. So, like, everyone.
#1
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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#2
I went to the doctors recently.
He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What, like bacon and burgers?”
He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
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#3
A blind person was eating seafood.
It didn’t help.
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#4
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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#5
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
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#6
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble.
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#7
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied…
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
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#8
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
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#9
I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”
She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”
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#10
What do Mexicans eat when it’s cold out?
Brrrritos.
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#11
What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spooketti Boolognese.
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#12
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
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#13
My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
She craves anarchy.
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#14
What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
The Anti-crust.
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#15
Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
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#16
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
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#17
Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat.
Then I remember they feed off of attention.
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#18
Momma always told me, “You are what you eat!”
So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
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#19
Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
They’re too gamey.
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#20
What do you call friends you like to eat with?
Tastebuds.
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