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Why Go Outside When You Can Laugh At These 120 Earth Day Jokes 🌎
Funny,JokesAPR 21, 2023

Why Go Outside When You Can Laugh At These 120 Earth Day Jokes 🌎

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We only have one planet we can live on (currently), so the Earth Day jokes we crack seem somewhat unique. Luckily, the blue dot in our universe doesn’t have feelings, so we can laugh as much as we can.
An Earth Day joke is always funny — no matter how cringe it is to the listener. Since we all share this place, it’s only natural to joke about it. But what separates the more generic nature jokes from the ones that are more Earth-oriented?
While nature surrounds us everywhere, it is all thanks to the work that our Earth has put in for a million years. Planet jokes try to hit that idea with their punchlines — since we live on a flying ball of dust, we can make fun of every aspect of Earth. From the salty seas to the birds in the sky, some of the funniest jokes on Earth try to highlight the beauty of it.
With the yearly Earth Day celebrations approaching us, it might be the time to gather information about our lovely planet. The best way to do that is by telling funny jokes about it. We have prepared some of the funniest jokes you can find on our planet Earth.
Since there is so much to choose from, upvote the ones that cracked you up the most. On the other hand, if you have a joke of your own, share it in the comments below.

#1 Earth Day Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh And Love The Planet

Earth Day Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh And Love The Planet
What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA.
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21points

#2

Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
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17points

#3

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi.
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16points

#4

Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?
The star fish!
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13points

#5

Why Go Outside When You Can Laugh At These 120 Earth Day Jokes 🌎
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school.
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13points

#6

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
She wanted to grow a power plant.
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12points

#7

What did the little tree say to the big tree?
"Leaf me alone!"
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12points

#8

Why Go Outside When You Can Laugh At These 120 Earth Day Jokes 🌎
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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11points

#9

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
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10points

#10

Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
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10points

#11 Funny Earth Day Jokes For Eco-Friendly Giggles

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
"Don’t take me for granite."
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10points

#12

What did one lightening bolt say to the other?
You’re truly shocking!
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10points

#13

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
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9points

#14

What do trees feel on Earth Day?
Re-leaf.
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#15

Why Go Outside When You Can Laugh At These 120 Earth Day Jokes 🌎
"How do I save energy?"
"I normally use the couch."
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9points

#16

Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?
The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
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8points

#17

Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
He was trying to grow a water-melon.
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7points

#18

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
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#19

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
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7points

#20

What is the Texas state slogan?
Oils well that ends well.
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7points
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