Most people know Tide Pods are not food and hair dryers should not be used while sleeping. At least, we really hope so. But judging by the disclaimers companies put on products, somebody out there definitely needed the reminder. So maybe it’s good they exist after all.
One Redditor asked users to share the dumbest warning labels they’ve ever seen, and the responses did not disappoint. We gathered some of the funniest and most ridiculous ones below. Scroll down to check them out.
#2
Warning: Do not hold wrong end of a chainsaw.
Silly safety warning people. Everyone knows the only way to use a chainsaw is attached to your stump of a right hand as a weapon.
Silly safety warning people. Everyone knows the only way to use a chainsaw is attached to your stump of a right hand as a weapon.
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29points
#3
I saw one for a Black & Decker cordless drill that said 'Not to use as dental drill'.
27points
#6
I saw a knife set a while back that had a great typo warning: "Keep out of children."
At least I think it's a typo. I guess it's a pretty good warning too.
At least I think it's a typo. I guess it's a pretty good warning too.
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25points
#7
I saw a diagram on a riding lawnmower showing you how to **not drive over children**.
25points
#10
On a hair dryer: do not operate while asleep.
What the hell.
What the hell.
23points
#11
At a zoo for a lion exhibit. " Do not pet ".
22points
#14
Warning: contains peanuts
On a bag of peanuts.
On a bag of peanuts.
20points
#16
I once read a warning on a can of electrical contact cleaner to the effect of *"If you are blind or cannot read English do not use this product until the warnings have been explained to you!"* If I'm blind or can't read English, how the hell am I reading that? And how many blind people are using aerosol contact cleaner?
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20points
#17
The Nissian commercial comes to mind.
**Fantasy. Do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains.**
**Fantasy. Do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains.**
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19points
#18
The bucket of pickles at Chick-Fil-A warns against letting toddlers drown in the pickle juice. There's a diagram showing a kid with his head stuck in the bucket and arms flailing.
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19points
#19
On a book: Once opened keep refrigerated.
18points
#20
On my French press coffee pot: "Boiling water and children should be kept apart.".
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18points