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46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards

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Having a corporate job comes with its fair share of pros and cons. On one hand, there are the endless deadlines, meetings, and stress. On the other hand, well, the paycheck makes it worthwhile, and sometimes the perks aren’t too bad either. One of those perks? A shiny corporate credit card. But here’s the catch: what happens when people take advantage of it in the dumbest ways possible?
Someone online recently asked, “What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen someone buy with a corporate card?” And the answers? They range from bizarre to flat-out outrageous. From strange impulse buys to jaw-dropping splurges, these stories highlight exactly what you should never even think of charging to your company account. Keep reading to see the most ridiculous ways people misused their corporate credit cards.

#1

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
I was bartending one night. It was a Thursday so karoake was going on. Guy walked in in a business suit walked up to the bar and said " as long as I'm here everything is on this card." I said "sure enough what would you like to drink". He said "when I say everything I mean every drink, shot, and food for every person".
He stayed until close and tallied up a huge tab. Tipped 50%. Come to find out he had been let go but the company forgot to take his credit card. I don't know what ever happened legally but I made close to 1k in tips that's night.
41points

#2

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Had a friend who managed to spend $20k on her corporate card over the course of about a year and a half.

Apparently she felt like she wasn't being compensated or treated well at her job (even though she actually was) and would go out and buy things on the card. Dinner, gas, books, make up, clothes, etc.

After the fact she told me that, in the beginning, she'd been careful to buy things only at places she knew her boss and his partner (the only 2 other people who had cards on the account) would shop. Then she tossed all reason aside and would basically hijack the credit card bill every month and cut it up and reprint it without her purchases on there like her boss or his accountant would never notice the discrepancy in dollar amounts.

One day her boss called her into his office and she thought she was going to get a raise. NOPE! Credit card statements all over the place. The ultimatum was, pay the money back within the week or be charged. She had to beg a relative for the money.

The dumbest part was, even after all of that, she still didn't think she was the bad person in the situation. We stopped being friends shortly after that.
26points

#3

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
The first day on the job, a Starbucks employee charged my corporate Amex card $4500 for a latte, instead of $4.50.
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In Spider-Man, Uncle Ben famously tells Peter Parker, “With great power comes great responsibility.” While the advice is intended for a superhero, the truth is that it applies to all of us in everyday life as well.

You don’t need to be saving New York from villains to understand the weight of responsibility. Even in a regular workplace, certain privileges can feel like “powers.” For instance, having access to a corporate credit card.

#4

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
I worked at a strip club back in the 90's and a customer ran up a $3500 tab on his corporate Amex and left without closing it out. A few days later we got a visit from the police as he reported the card stolen. Thing is he was a regular and we had plenty of video footage of him getting lap dances while wearing his corporate issued polo shirt. He not only got fired but was charged with filing a false police report which led to his wife divorcing him for being such an adult dancer loving idiot.
23points

#5

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Old company I worked for;

Give guy corporate card to go buy groceries for the home he was working at. Three hours later didn't come back or return calls. My boss looked at the account to see if there was any action on it...low and behold a $600.00 charge for at a Best Buy.

Safe to say dude thoroughly stepped in it and was not answering his phone but did respond to a text that basically said "frick you I quit" the next morning.

He was also thoroughly disappointed when he came to get his last check and realized it was about $30 bucks...
20points

#6

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Worked at a retail company that gave all of its store managers corporate cards. The cards had high limits on them so the store managers could use that instead of maintaining petty cash on hand or having to use personal cards while traveling for training.

While visiting one of the stores I asked where there keurig machine was. I wanted a coffee and the closest Starbucks was a few blocks away. I had seen the manager submit her expense report with a purchase for a keurig machine, k-cups, a small bathroom fixture and a few other things. The assistant manager says "we don't have a keurig machine."

After looking into it further, turns out the manager had been using the card to buy several personal items over the last few years. Ended up repaying a little over $20k in purchases.
18points

At first glance, a corporate card might look like just another piece of plastic, or if your company is fancy, shiny metal. But it’s far more than that. When an employer hands it over, it’s a sign of trust.

It means they believe you can manage company money responsibly, making smart spending decisions. Used wisely, it can be a huge benefit for both the business and the employee. Used poorly, it can cause major headaches.

#7

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
A co-worker was dating someone that also worked for our company. He used his company card to buy an addition to the girls friends house. Something like a 20k addition. The accountants caught it, and started digging around to figure out why we had bought so much wood, drywall, and other building materials. Finally someone got the idea to start driving around and looking at the employees homes, and found the huge addition on the girlfriends home.

They were both fired for theft.

The BEST part is that it wasn't even her house, it was a rental. Once she lost her job she couldn't afford the rent anymore, and got evicted.

I'm sure the landlord was laughing his a*s off at the whole thing, got a nice free addition.
17points

#8

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
I use to audit corporate card purchases for a fortune 50 company. I caught a guy trying to buy a $30k boat from Bass Pro and a $15k walk-in humidor.
17points

#9

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
I knew a guy with a coworker who used his corporate cc to pay someone oversees to do his work for him. He collected his paycheck and expensed the contractor doing his work for about a year before terminated. Maybe it was the smartest thing done with a corp card.. idk.
15points

So, what’s the real point of these cards? For starters, they simplify expense management. Instead of keeping piles of receipts or wrestling with confusing spreadsheets, every transaction is logged automatically. Many corporate cards even sync directly with accounting software. That means financial records stay neat, accurate, and ready for reporting, which saves time for both employees and the finance team.

Companies also love corporate cards because they provide control. They can set credit limits, define spending categories, and even track purchases in real-time. This way, employees have the flexibility to do their jobs without worrying about paying out of pocket, while employers maintain visibility into how funds are being used. It’s a win-win situation when handled correctly.

#10

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
A few years ago my boss (at the time) sent me with the company card to buy him a calculator.
I asked no questions and promptly returned with said device...only to watch him open up Microsoft Excel and "finally be able to finish" his Totals column.
15points

#11

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Buy approximately $65 of gas four times in one hour. He only had 1 company car but 3 personal cars at home. After an audit, he had been getting away with it for over a year.
14points

#12

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
We had a co-worker, may he rest in peace. He spent €13,000 in the adult dancer club with the company card. He would have spent more if the bank hadn't blocked the card.
14points

Another benefit is cash flow management. Corporate credit cards allow businesses to delay payments until the end of the billing cycle, which gives them more flexibility in handling finances. Think of it like a short-term cushion. It’s not about avoiding expenses but making sure the company’s cash reserves don’t get strained at the wrong time. For businesses juggling multiple costs, that breathing room can be invaluable.

#13

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
There was an ask reddit for what did someone do to get fired on the first day. Dude went out on the corporate card and bought like 6 suits on his corporate card on his lunch break.
14points

#14

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
I used to review credit card purchases. Employees would have to submit receipts and explain what each line item was for. One guy bought a $500 watch and wrote down on his spreadsheet "watch to replace my broken one." Apparently he felt his personal wristwatch was work-related and worthy of replacing with Swiss watch with automatic movement.
14points

#15

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
During the 2008 recession the president of the company took a pay cut so he just started putting everything on his company card; all the gas for his families cars, dinners for his daughter's volleyball team, TV for his son's apartment, on and on, no real attempt to hide any of it. The accounting department started complaining about it, he told them to just put it in. Finally the head accountant just said no, she couldn't sign her name to this stuff anymore.

President of the company fired her on the spot, even calling the police to help escort her out of the building, telling them he suspected her of embezzling but couldn't prove it, but he feared for his safety.

A year later he golden parachuted out of the company. The company barely survived.
13points

Transparency is another major perk. With corporate cards, there’s a clear trail of who spent what, when, and why. This not only prevents confusion but also ensures accountability across teams. For managers, it’s easier to monitor expenses without micromanaging. For employees, it eliminates awkward conversations about reimbursements or out-of-pocket costs. Transparency makes everyone’s life easier.

#16

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Invited their landlord out to a night on the town, in lieu of rent payment, and told the company it was for a sales lead so they charged the dinner and drinks to the company card. Basically free rent.
13points

#17

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Purchased lavish dinners at a local surf'n'turf (copious amounts of liquor included) for himself and his mistress (they were both married & his wife actually had a chronic illness) and then claim that the expenses were staff appreciation events.

Actually what got him fired, since when they auditors came they asked employees "What did you do at the staff appreciation event on X date?" and we were all like "What staff appreciation event?"

Honestly, at the time it was hilarious that THIS was what resulted in his firing since he was doing so much else that was so much worse -- hired his mistress, slept with her at work and fired everyone who caught them at it, she hired another relative for a basically janitorial role & paid him $30/hr (going rate for that position: $10/hr), cut salaries without cause and claimed it was because they'd maxed out, never attended meetings, stopped paying company bills (large corp had us on must-prepay-cash-only, which is UNHEARD OF for our industry) ... etc.

But the use of the corporate card was what he got canned on, since it was the easiest for them to prove.
12points

#18

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Buy lunch at Hooters for his employee because he wanted to be friends with him. He had only recently gotten the card back because it was taken away after his last purchase of an $80 magic kit.
12points

Fraud protection is also a big plus. Unlike cash or checks, corporate cards come with advanced security features that catch suspicious activity quickly. If a card is lost or used without authorization, companies can instantly freeze it. That kind of safety net gives peace of mind to both the company and the individual cardholder. Nobody wants to deal with the stress of fraud, but at least corporate cards help reduce the risk.

#19

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Not quite a corporate credit card, but in the same vein.

Many years ago, when I was in college, our student government had a "retreat" near the start of the year. The college agreed to reimburse for food, so the submitted their receipts, including their liquor store receipt. Not only will the college not pay for alcohol, drinking was forbidden at school-sponsored events. Apparently this fact was made abundantly clear to the student government. The entire government had to resign and new elections were held.
11points

#20

46 People Share The Dumbest Purchases Made With Corporate Cards
Not me personally but my roommate went to a networking thing out of state paid for by the company. All the salesmen have corporate cards for taking out clients and such. The second night there they all head to the strip club. One of the new guys charged about $500 on his card at the club. He reported it stolen after the trip and as far as I've heard nothing came of it.
11points
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