If you've never heard the phrase, "Not under my roof!" come flying out of your parents' mouths, consider yourself lucky. Besides the normal growing pains that accompany our childhood or teenage years, we're often also slapped with a whole set of painful rules and regulations. Some more ridiculous than others.
Bless our parents, though. Many were just doing the best they could with the limited knowledge they had available. And we'd like to believe that for the most part, our folks had good intentions. "Don't jump on the furniture," "Be in bed by 8," and, "Clean up after yourself" are among the common rules that many (if not most) of us had to abide by. Then there are those moms and dads who not only decided to think outside the box, but burnt it altogether, with their wild and bizarre parenting policies. And a few of them lived to regret it later.
#21

Less a rule more an order. Find a ride home from band camp. Mom worked nights. I was unable to find a ride. I walked half of the four miles home in southern USA summer midday heat before a good Samaritan gave me a ride the rest of the way. Suddenly I didn't have to worry about rides anymore.
22points
#22

Not really a rule but a lot of paranoia around teen pregnancy, to be fair, it was the 90s. It worked though, I didn’t have kids in high school or ever.
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22points
#23
"stay out of grown folks business" now i'm uninterested in what's going on in their lives cause that's their business. and now they want me interested...??? i don't get it...
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22points
#24

Not exactly a rule but “when you get a paycheck w/ your SSN on it, then you can choose how money is spent.” Cool. Got a job that paid well. Spent my money how I saw fit. She didn’t like but I said “uh ma’am, I’m doing as YOU stated. I got a paycheck w/ my SSN. So if I want McDonald’s tonight, then YES I do have McDonald’s money.” She couldn’t say nothing and no, I didn’t offer her a nugget.
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21points
#25

That my sister couldn't date until I dated. She was a teen mom at 15… meanwhile I didn’t date until I was 22…
21points
#26
“You’re too old now for me to buy you Christmas/ birthday gifts.” So I started telling my Mom the same thing.
Eventually I made the rule that, if she wants something—she has to get me something of equal or close value. It’s worked like a charm for the last 10 years
Eventually I made the rule that, if she wants something—she has to get me something of equal or close value. It’s worked like a charm for the last 10 years
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21points
#27
Mom here: I told my ~9yo daughter to finish her green beans. She said no. I made her sit there. She sat. After a time, I told her to eat them or she was grounded and to go to bed. She went to bed. She’s now 23 and she hasn’t touched a green bean since. I won the battle, she won the war.
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20points
#28

My stupid dad used to hate having animals in the house, and forced us to keep our cats outside. little did he know... when he wasn't home.. the cats would get brought inside.
20points
#29

My brother and I couldn't use the new riding lawnmower until we had read the manual. We hated mowing, so we never read the manual & never had to mow again.
20points
#30

If you ever have an unplanned pregnancy as a teenager you will not be staying in this house…I’m 34 in September and still childless.
20points
#31

It was so mean in hindsight but i was a senior in highschool, got grounded and my mom took my phone for some completely valid thing I did. Halloween came and instead of going home i left school with a friend. Hung out til the party i was planning to go to started and went there. At like 11 pm someone comes late, sees me and goes, "hey man the cops called my phone looking for you. You should probably go home." Stayed longer then got a ride home. I was still very grounded but i got my phone back.
19points
#32
Don’t cuss. Dad took me to the library to learn why swear words are “bad”.
Now I’m an educated cusser.
Now I’m an educated cusser.
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18points
#33

It’s a very strange rule my parents have, but no speaking during dinner. It’s weird because they were allowed to talk, but I wasn’t because my mom said I only spoke nonsense. It backfired because I no longer answered when they spoke to me or when guests spoke to me.
17points
#34
When I took a year off from college, my parents tried to give me a curfew (as if I hadn’t just spent every weekend of the last 9 months staying out until 5am) and refused to give me a house key. They wanted me home at midnight and after several nights of coming down from the third floor to let me in at night they just gave me a house key.
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16points
#35
Dont speak me like I;m one of yo friends.
Now as an adult I don't speak to her like she one of my friends.
Now as an adult I don't speak to her like she one of my friends.
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15points
#36
It’s not really a rule but every few weeks or so my mom would say I don’t wanna talk to you tonight and I would be perfectly OK with that but then she would ask me a question and I would ignore her and then she would get mad so every single time even if we were in public, I would say very loudly “you said you didn’t wanna talk to me tonight.”
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15points
#37
“Don’t get into relationships until u graduate” - graduates, got a decent job with a pay 3x higher than the normal. Guess who’s gonna be single for life (i love my peace).
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15points
#38

So in high school mom went through something on the computer and was mad that girls my age that she knew were posting pics in their swimsuits? In her mind I guess she thought I was watching xxx content and put parental controls on the tvs and computer. She put too many restrictions and I couldn’t do my homework unless she was home. That lasted maybe 6 months??
14points
#39
My mama wouldn’t get me a cell phone my sophomore year of HS. I turned 16, got a job and bought a phone with my first check. Made sure to always pay the bill without her help. Whenever I got in trouble, she had to find other ways to punish me because she couldn’t take my phone.
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14points
#40
Wasn't a rule, just a consequence. My bus for a bit wouldn't show up or it'd be late so I'd be standing there freezing for a while.
I ended up needing to be taken to school by my stepdad a few times cuz of and he and my mom got into a fight about it once. So the next time I decided to walk myself to school so I didn't bother them. It rained and the wind was freezing
Guess who almost got pneumonia and didn't make it to school?
They never got into an argument about that ever again.
I ended up needing to be taken to school by my stepdad a few times cuz of and he and my mom got into a fight about it once. So the next time I decided to walk myself to school so I didn't bother them. It rained and the wind was freezing
Guess who almost got pneumonia and didn't make it to school?
They never got into an argument about that ever again.
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13points



