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35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
WeddingAUG 31, 2022

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

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A wedding is a beautiful thing. When done correctly, it's a personal celebration of love; a proverbial fusion of two souls into one.
At its worst, however, it can morph into a money-hungry industry, chasing after every penny in your pocket.
This is largely because there are a lot of outdated and quite frankly superficial customs that have been carrying on for far too long, mainly due to social inertia.
Interested in these cases, Reddit user u/mathsoprano17 posted a question on the platform: "What's the dumbest wedding tradition?" And they got plenty of replies.
Below, you will find some of the most popular ones that should make you rethink what a typical modern ceremony ought to look like.

#1

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Bachelor parties at strip clubs/ Vegas hotel rooms with a private stripper.
Your last hoorah was before you started dating her, not the night before you get married. Stop acting like being faithful is some kind of funeral.
373points

#2

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Going deeply into debt to make it happen in the first place.
359points

#3

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Expecting your friends to spend thousands of dollars on you with stupid destination bachelor parties, dress/tux rentals, hotels, miscellaneous b******t.
319points

#4

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Smashing a cake in the groom/bride face. Seen too many where they really smash them with the cake
275points

#5

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Rehearsal dinners and all the pre-wedding events are b******t. They are unnecessary money spent. If you need to rehearse getting married, then you've complicated your damn ceremony. Get engaged, walk up to your fiance/finacee, say "I do", eat and end the day. S**t.
222points

#6

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Spending a lot of money for a dress you will wear once
204points

#7

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Removing the garter, the following garter toss, and application on another woman. That s**t is just weird.
202points

#8

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Color matching outfits for the attendants. Those dresses are always ugly and can never be worn outside the wedding. When I got married, I chose an easy color scheme and told my bride maid and maid of honor to match it with whatever they had. They looked lovely.
196points

#9

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Diamond rings. Didn't become a thing until the 30s when DeBeers made it a thing and had been profitiing ever since.
193points

#10

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
I feel like I'm gonna be one of the very few people to think this, but I think the whole 'be given away at the alter' thing is weird. When I get married, I'm walking myself down the aisle.
This is probably because I'm just not close with anyone besides my boyfriend (and obviously he can't simultainiously walk me down the aisle and be at the alter), but I've just never liked that tradition.
183points

#11

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Maybe this is just me, but the wedding cake.
Over priced, silly, they all pretty much look the same. They're like 90% frosting, and even if you try to get a nice cake, they taste like sandpaper after the six hours they have to be out to be decorated. No one at the party actually wants to eat it, so you end up with about eighty pounds of left over cake.
My husband and I went to a local cupcake shop and order cupcakes, all different varieties. They were made fresh and decorated the morning of, low on frosting because we asked. We put them nicely on the table and when the party was done, we had boxes for everyone to take some home in. People took them into work or school the next day, and it was like we were sharing our happiness with the whole world.
168points

#12

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Wedding showers. Being a female person, I get invited to a lot of these, and they're all pretty much the same: sitting around eating finger sandwiches, tentatively sipping white wine, and watching the bride open boilerplate registry gifts and Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards for 3 hours. No thanks.
155points

#13

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
I've been a bridesmaid in 3 weddings. In all of them, I had to "pair up" with a groomsman, who I was expected to flirt with and "act like a couple" with. This was usually for photos, but also for walking down the aisle. In all three cases, I didn't know the groomsmen and didn't appreciate the implication that we were a couple just because we had to walk together down the aisle.
For example, i had to take group photos where the groomsman I was paired with had to dip me and look lovingly into my eyes. I don't even know that guy's name. At my sister's wedding, I had to walk down the aisle arm-in-arm with my brother-in-law's brother (I was 13, he was 22) and he had to kiss my hand. This was all orchestrated by the mothers-in-law who thought it was precious.
I also had to take pictures where all the bridesmaids would swoon over the groom (and vice versa with groomsmen and the bride), with the implication that we are all jealous that the bride got such a great catch and we wish WE were getting married to him. I was there to support my friend on her wedding day by being her bridesmaid - I am NOT there to secretly undermine her or feel envious.
When I eventually got married, I had a consultation with my photographer. I whipped out these photos and said, 'I don't want THAT.' She laughed and said she hated those too.
150points

#14

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Having only girls on the bride's wedding party and only males on the grooms side.
148points

#15

Asking the father or the parents for their permission or blessing. I'm not marrying a child here. I'm marrying an adult who can make her own decisions.
143points

#16

Spending tens of thousands of dollars on a stupid ceremony that is nothing but a showboat of gaudy excess and barely anything to do with the relationship.
138points

#17

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
The bride being expected to wear white. I've told people I don't want a white wedding dress when and if I get married and you wouldn't believe the looks of disbelief and horror I've gotten in return.
137points

#18

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
That the brides family should pay for the wedding. I know it's becoming less common. I have a single mom (dad passed away when I was little) and I know she felt terrible about not being able to contribute more to my wedding. I, knowing my mom has a single income, would never expect my mother to pay for my wedding. I'm not putting down any bride whose family is fortunate enough to pay for their wedding, i just don't think it should be the expectation anymore. Anyways, we had a beautiful wedding and we paid for the majority of it on our own.
133points

#19

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
Throwing confetti (or rice) at the couple outside the front doors of the church after the ceremony to wish them "good luck."
The pastor of one church asked those in attendance to "please throw $20 bills instead to spare the sexton a huge clean-up job."
112points

#20

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible
This is a bit late but there is a tradition in Sweden where if the groom leaves the room without the bride every man in the formentioned room is allowed (or have) to kiss the bride.
I would to so far as to say that it's a bit weird,
111points
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