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50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To

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When you have a serious concern at work, like an inappropriate comment or unfair treatment, it’s natural to bring it up with your manager or HR. After all, that’s what they’re there for. But every now and then, people take complaints to a whole new level by reporting the most random, absurd things imaginable. 
Today, we’ve compiled some of the most bizarre employee complaints shared on Reddit, and they’re nothing short of hilarious. From someone being “too honest” to typing “too fast,” these grievances are so ridiculous that you’ll wonder how HR kept a straight face.

#1

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Not the most ridiculous but one of my favs..

I had an employee try and fight her attendance point for being tardy because "she got lost in the beauty of the day and forgot to exit off the highway. I shouldn't penalize someone for admiring God's creation.".
45points

#2

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Had a manager pull me aside because I didn't talk about myself and no one really knew anything about me after working with me for 2 years. All they knew was that I lived in the area and per my manager "it's off-putting that you only want to talk about work"




A year later, that same manager pulled me aside and told me that I needed to keep things solely on a professional level and that I either shouldn't bring up my non-work life or I should lie so I would "fit in better and stop being so depressing to work around"




I was in a very different tax bracket than everyone else, so while their normal weekends were going to NYC in order to party or spending their weekend on a parent's yacht, my normal weekends were hand washing my laundry in my bathtub and working gig work or seasonal work so I'd have enough to afford groceries.
43points

#3

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
In my first month at a new company an employee told me his title and pay were listed incorrectly and he had actually gotten a promotion 6 months back. Somehow the paperwork was missing from his file. I spoke with the entire leadership team and no, he was definitely not promoted—he was trying to pull a fast one on the new HR manager and has tried before.
41points

The Human Resources department handles its fair share of issues, and not all of them are easy to digest. While some are downright bizarre, like the odd complaints featured in this post, most fall into well-defined categories.

These recurring concerns paint a picture of what employees truly care about. From fairness to safety, workers expect more than just a paycheck. HR may see everything from typing complaints to actual red flags. But some patterns always rise to the top.

#4

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Before I was in HR, I was a team lead at a large retail store. An employee came to me with a complaint:

Another team member was friending people on FB but wouldn’t friend him. He wanted me to tell her she had to be FB friends with him, or with no one.
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41points

#5

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Got called "intimidating" asked what I had done to be accused of that.

It was the horrible crime of being tall.
41points

#6

I had a coworker that complained I smelled like cigarette smoke. We worked in a comedy club which is basically a bar. 75 percent of the people that worked there smoked. The first time I went home washed my coat and my work uniform really good. She came up to me and said you still smell like smoke. That time I told her to quit smelling me and leave me alone. I did not want to hear it again. She never said it again.
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41points

One of the most common complaints? Managers playing favorites. Whether it’s giving choice assignments to a select few or casually inviting only certain team members to lunch, favoritism stirs up resentment fast.

Sometimes it’s subtle, other times it’s blatant. But either way, it makes other employees feel undervalued and ignored. It also chips away at team morale. And once that trust is gone, it’s hard to rebuild.

#7

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Had several employees come in to report a hurt goose in the parking lot. I suggested that they call animal control, and they got salty that I didn't jump up and run outside.

They didn't understand why it wasn't HR's job to trap and give medical care to wild animals.

carelantz: I had an employee come tell me "Come quick! I need your help!!" I come running out to the parking lot and she's looking under and around cars. I ask what we are looking for and she says........"an angry racoon!" Middle of the day and she thought I needed to save a rabid racoon!!!

steal_the_beauty: This reminds me of the time the department of health showed up because someone complained that there was too much goose poop outside of the building.
Because we can control where the geese poop? (Geese are little assholes...they probably poop in inconvenient places in purpose anyway)
40points

#8

I got fired from a job for 'Breaking into conversations' and 'Inviting myself out to lunch with coworkers'.

when I was denied unemployment I appealed. Went to the appeal. They didn't even show up. Showed the guy my write up / term. He shook his head and walked out.

Got back pay a few days later.
40points

#9

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
“Why do you guys have coffee and tea available but not organic coconut water?”

🙃.
39points

Lack of transparency is another major issue that lands on HR’s desk. When leadership withholds information, employees feel left in the dark. Whether it’s about company direction, hiring decisions, or performance evaluations, silence can breed suspicion. Open communication fosters a sense of belonging and trust. Without it, employees start to disengage. And eventually, they start looking elsewhere.

#10

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
I do construction and maintenance. And we installed all new LED lights and my coworker told me his light was emitting so much heat that he was going to have a heat stroke.

I told him over the weekend we swapped out the light but we didn’t and the following week he said thank you so much that he could tell a major difference.
39points

#11

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
My supervisor pulled me aside one time, apologized to me for what he was about to say. He proceeded to tell me that my wall mate (low cubicle walls) complained to him that I “meow”. Um, yes, I am a cat lover but I do NOT meow.
What this nit was actually hearing was me saying “OW” when I moved the wrong way and aggravated my newly torn ligament in my shoulder.

Had a coworker complain that I “drank too much water”. Had to explain to HR that I have neuropathy and I’m usually always dehydrated.
38points

#12

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
In the break room, one woman was showing her co-workers the dating profile of a guy she had been talking to online. Guy happened to be the husband of one of the co-workers she was showing. The supervisor came to me panicked & didn't find me very helpful when I informed him this was not a work issue & they just need to keep it out the workplace.
37points

Then there’s the issue of bullying or hostile work environments. No one wants to come to work dreading how they’ll be treated. From snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior to outright harassment, a toxic culture can crush even the best teams. HR departments are often tasked with navigating these sensitive situations. But without real action from leadership, nothing changes. And the damage only spreads.

Another popular complaint? Not enough paid time off. As work-life balance becomes more important than ever, employees are speaking up about the need for rest. PTO isn't just a luxury; it’s a basic necessity for mental health. Unfortunately, some employers still act as if time off is a reward, not a right. But burnt-out teams don’t perform well. And the resentment that builds can quietly poison company culture.

#13

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
I had a (male) boss tell my department (full of ladies) that we needed to look more pleasant while we were working. As designers, we’re on computers drawing all day trying to concentrate. Sorry that we’re not smiling and trying to be pleasant-looking for you while we’re deep in thought.
37points

#14

That I parked in a handicapped parking spot without there being a handicapped plate on my car, and went right past the office manager, past HR, and straight to the 'Big Boss' in an explitive-laden email.

'Big Boss' made a personal trip to our building, (15 miles from his own work location), and explained the Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) to the complaintent, and some of the extras required by it like parking, doorways, restroom access, ramps for wheelchair access, and the like.

Complaintent failed to see the valid handicapped placard hanging from my rear view mirror.
35points

#15

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
Had an employee quit and was very, very angry because another employee smiled at them.
33points

Difficult managers are a universal workplace headache. Whether it’s poor communication, micromanagement, or a lack of empathy, a bad boss can ruin a great job. People often don’t quit companies; they quit managers. HR hears this one again and again. Strong leadership requires training, feedback, and self-awareness. Without it, turnover stays high, and trust stays low.

#16

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
I had a female employee complain that another female employee dressed too provocatively and made her feel uncomfortable. In reality, they both dressed about the same but they didn’t like each other.
33points

#17

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
"why'd you park in my parking spot I've been parking there for 17 years" followed by " it must be a gen z thing to not think about things like that". Mind you we have a single row for parking and no assigned spots lol.
33points

#18

This was abput 10 years ago, a guy in accounts pretended his wife had died.

He faked her funeral, took compassionate leave (quite a lot of extra leave, as the wife was Indian and he claimed he had to go to India to sort out her estate), was given £500ish from an office collection.

Unfortunately he hadn't let his wife in on the scam, and she phoned the office looking for him one afternoon.

I believe the complaint that came in from his supervisor was 'You know X's wife died, well I just had a phone call from the afterlife'.

He was fired on the spot, sued for his extra leave, and is the reason we ask grieving workers for death certificates before we allow any extra PTO.
33points

Missed promotions are another sore spot that sparks frustration. When hard work isn’t recognized or rewarded, employees feel invisible. Especially when they see less qualified colleagues moving ahead. HR is often pulled into these conversations, trying to explain decisions that lack clarity. Clear criteria and fair reviews matter. Otherwise, ambition turns into disappointment.

#19

That I'm too close with my bosses boss and I shouldn't be so friendly at work. Bosses boss is my best friend of over 20 years, my ex husband, we share dogs together. Yeah- we are going to act friendly. Who was the complaint from? My boss. Voiced to? His boss, my ex. It was an awkward but funny conversation between us.
31points

#20

50 Of The Most Absurd Complaints To HR That They Didn’t Know How To React To
A coworker complained to HR because in a conversation about birthdays, someone asked, "When's your birthday?"

Never quite got past that.
28points
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