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149 Duck Puns That Might Quack You Up
Funny,JokesJUL 22, 2022

149 Duck Puns That Might Quack You Up

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Lookit, what’s that thing gracefully floating in a pond, merrily honking around and shooting projectiles out of their bums? Why, glad you asked, for it’s the hero of the bird world, the duck! And although we do find the subject of butt projectiles devilishly amusing, the duck itself is the protagonist of this article. And it’s not just some article; it’s an article composed of duck puns!  
Some bird puns glorify their subjects—their luscious plumage, their lilting songs, and the gracefulness they show, making inconceivable figures like gods above our heads. With duck jokes, though, the story is a bit different—these silly puns are mostly about ducks being, well, ducks. Sometimes angry, sometimes funny, but most importantly—always painfully adorable. So, before scrolling down, be prepared for some very, muchas, and tres cute puns. Don’t say that we didn’t warn you! 
Now, we’re not ones to ruffle some feathers, but these duck jokes will definitely take you on a flight of a lifetime (that being a hyperbole, of course—these are just some funny puns, after all). Ready? Well then, scroll on down below and check out our glorious selection of duck puns! Once you are there, vote for the funny duck jokes you liked the most and share this article with anyone to whom it might be of concern. 

#1 Quack me up, that’s true

Quack me up, that’s true
Why do ducks hate reading directions?
They prefer to wing it.
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#2 Quack me up, that’s smooth

How do ducks propose?
With a wedding wing.
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#3 Quacking Up Over Here

Daddy duck was watching a film called 'Lord Of The Wings'.
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Why Are Ducks So Funny? 

Well, because they’re “quacking” jokes all the time! Get it? They “quack” jokes! In all seriousness, though, we might find ducks funny because they’re the clear antithesis of grace and elegance combined with hilarious honking and incredibly huge feet. 

Just think of a duck with its round belly, disproportionately long neck, huge paddle feet to keep them from tumbling over, and those seam-splitting nasal honks, and you might have a pretty decent idea why people find a duck that much fun. 

It’s also no wonder there are so many funny duck jokes around when the source of inspiration is so astoundingly hilarious!

#4 Passport? More like quack-port.

Passport? More like quack-port.
The ducks couldn’t fly to another country, because they didn’t have the proper duck-uments.
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#5 French Ducks: Quack with Flair

What do they say about French ducks?
They have a certain je ne sais quack about them.
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#6 Quacktice Makes Perfect

The Buddhist duck visited the mo-nest-ry every day.
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Why Do People Like Ducks So Much? 

For one, they’re an excellent source of inspiration for various kid jokes about animals. But besides their fun appeal, ducks are also highly intelligent animals that are human-oriented and always entertaining to have around. Pet ducks can understand commands, aren’t shy about showing their emotions, and love playing games with their keepers. 

And when you put all those qualities into the funny-looking body of a duck, it makes for an incomparable package filled with joyous moments! Which, of course, are so often captured in these duck jokes for kids and adults alike.

#7 Floor 20 and still not high enough

The duck who lived on the 20th floor of the building wanted a pair of binoculars to get a bird's eye view.
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#8 Quackflix and Chill

Quackflix and Chill
What show do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries.
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#9 Quack me up, please!

Most ducks live in what state?
Duckota.
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Do Ducks Have Fun? 

Absolutely! But not as much as you while reading the “What do you call a duck that steals” joke. Seriously, though, since ducks are known to be highly intelligent and emotional creatures, they do like to play with toys or play games, which is a tell-tale sign that ducks like entertainment.

And when they’re entertained, ducks will let everyone know about it by chirping, quacking softly, bobbing their heads, and wagging their cute little tails. And a happy duck is sure a sight for sore eyes! (P.S. A duck that steals is called a “rubber ducky”)

Now that we know all sorts of fun things about these adorable birds, it might be time to get back to reading the duck jokes we still have in store for you. Vote for the ones that you like the most, and share your favorite funny duck jokes in the comments with us!

#10 Quack me up, spooky style

What do you call a ghost duck?
A poultrygeist!
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#11 Punchline before sunrise

At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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#12 Quack says no thanks

What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
“Time to duck!”
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#13 Plot twist: it’s totally a thing

Plot twist: it’s totally a thing
What is a chick’s favorite drink?
Peepsi.
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#14 Pun absolutely nailed it

What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck tape.
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#15 Quack me up, Santa style

What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus?
A Christmas quacker.
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#16 Plot twist: You’re the main course

When is roast duck bad for your health?
When you’re the duck.
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#17 Unexpected duck drama

Unexpected duck drama
If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?”
A duck with hiccups.
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#18 Quacktastic Binge-Watching

What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
Duckumenteries.
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#19 Snack attack unlocked

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
Quackamole.
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#20 Quack Up Your Finances

Why did the duck go to the bank?
He wanted to get a new bill.
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