131 Duck Jokes That Might Just Quack You Up

Ducks, the prudent mediators between geese and humans, the bread crumb-fueled cardinals, the peacekeepers that we all should look up to. You shouldn't judge a duck on its plain attire or one that's too flamboyant - those are just guises of this majestical bird's wisdom. Their gentle quack and projectile butt offshoots are also just a smokescreen to bamboozle us, unwitting onlookers, as the duck does know the secrets to the universe. So very much unlike us! We're just the regular Earth dwellers, trying to figure out the galaxy by naming the stars, praying to goddesses, and making up silly jokes as we go. And, in the jealousy of the aforementioned bird's abilities, we also try to mock them with a roster of duck jokes. Lovingly mock them, of course, as with any deity, one should be very careful not to cross the line that would bring its wrath upon us. 

It is like this in the world of bird jokes - ones about chickens are so very hackneyed, those about exotic birds - so very unrelatable, but once a duck is mentioned, the scene suddenly changes. Now, we're hushed and listening closely. The duck joke might come as something so original, you'll have to have a moment to think about it, or it might bring a gale of laughter right away. But, no matter the case, you just know that you've just heard the best joke in your life. 

There's nothing to prove here with these cute duck jokes - they'll prove their worth on their own. All we have to do is just waddle a bit further down, read the smart jokes without quacking up, and vote for the ones to our liking. If you agree that these are the best jokes ever, so will your friends! That is - if you share this article with them.