Dry humor jokes are not everyone’s cup of tea. They might sound stale and cringe to many, but if you have that specific sense of humor, there’s nothing better to mix in some dry humor into your daily jokes playlist.
One might also wonder, is dry humor attractive? Well, that’s the same as with the jokes itself. It all depends on the taste. If you have a dry sense of humor, there’s nothing better for the person in the same boat.
It’s hard to describe their nature without having any dry humor examples at hand, but we feel like the contents of this list will do just fine. From Batman discussing his preoccupation with a vengeance with his therapist to people advising against eating a clock (as it can be quite time-consuming), dry jokes of all kinds are gathered here.
Some will make your eyes roll, some should make you think for a bit, and some even carry an uncanny resemblance to their better-loved cousin—dad jokes, yet, all are dry as hell. And be careful not to break your finger while scrolling! On the other hand, we think you might be OK. No, but seriously, be careful.
#101 Knot Your Average CEO
The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted.
They’re always so twisted.
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#102 Plot Twist: Walking Isn’t the Only Option
I don’t have a carbon footprint.
I just drive everywhere.
I just drive everywhere.
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#103 Wait, Greece Made French Fries?
Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece!
They were cooked in Greece!
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#104 Plot twist: Pigs are just undercover climbers

What makes pigs never appear in trees?
Because they’re pretty good at it.
Because they’re pretty good at it.
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#105 Guess Who’s Not Coming Over Again
Do you know why everyone avoids my house?
It’s haunted.
It’s haunted.
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#106 Garlic’s glow-up moment
What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off.
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#107 Wait, pancakes have a monkey problem?
What do monkey and pancake batter have in common?
They both love bananas.
They both love bananas.
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#108 Classic baked-in humor

Two muffins are in an oven.
One says to the other: Dang, it’s hot in here.
The other replies: Yeah, probably like 350 degrees.
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