Dry humor jokes are not everyone’s cup of tea. They might sound stale and cringe to many, but if you have that specific sense of humor, there’s nothing better to mix in some dry humor into your daily jokes playlist.
One might also wonder, is dry humor attractive? Well, that’s the same as with the jokes itself. It all depends on the taste. If you have a dry sense of humor, there’s nothing better for the person in the same boat.
It’s hard to describe their nature without having any dry humor examples at hand, but we feel like the contents of this list will do just fine. From Batman discussing his preoccupation with a vengeance with his therapist to people advising against eating a clock (as it can be quite time-consuming), dry jokes of all kinds are gathered here.
Some will make your eyes roll, some should make you think for a bit, and some even carry an uncanny resemblance to their better-loved cousin—dad jokes, yet, all are dry as hell. And be careful not to break your finger while scrolling! On the other hand, we think you might be OK. No, but seriously, be careful.
#1 The Ultimate Delivery Mystery
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
I'll let you know.
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#2 Who Knew Towels Could Betray You?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
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#3 Well, That Hurt More Than Expected
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
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#4 Too socially anxious for \"just smiles\"
I asked what I should bring to the party.
The hosts said, “Nothing, just bring a happy face.”
I had to cancel.
The hosts said, “Nothing, just bring a happy face.”
I had to cancel.
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#5 Taking “Good Day” Literally
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
So I went home.
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#6 When therapy turns into a plot twist
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that.
We’ll see about that.
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#7 Take It or Leave It
I can't stand kleptomaniacs.
They take things literally.
They take things literally.
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#8 Surprising Skills Gap Alert
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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#9 Budget realities hitting different
Me: I’d like to travel.
My bank account: To work?
My bank account: To work?
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#10 Forever close, never touching
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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#11 The Real MVPs of Smiles
Do you want to know what always makes me smile?
Face muscles.
Face muscles.
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#12 When flat meets full circle
A flat earther’s only fear… is sphere itself.
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#13 Well, that escalated quickly
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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#14 Space issues hit different
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
He just needed some space.
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#15 Leftovers or wrestling? Same energy.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
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#16 Classic Dad Joke Energy
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
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#17 Math: The Only Reliable Friend
What’s the one thing in life you can actually always count on?
A calculator.
A calculator.
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#18 Caught red-handed or just buffering?
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
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#19 Santa’s sleigh is the ultimate freebie
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
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#20 Prehistoric punchlines hit different
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
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