Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

My cousin is unhappily married to his wife of 4 years and damn near every time I’m hanging out with him, he informs me he and his wife are fighting.

Anyways, one night we were grilling and having some drinks and he told me that his wife had put her hands on him (violently) and that he kicked down his front door shortly thereafter because she had locked him outside of his house.

We went from hanging out every weekend to maybe seeing each other once a month after I found that out. It’s obvious they aren’t going to divorce and are both playing a never-ending game to see who can make the other more miserable and it’s just exhausting being around a couple like that.

I am dating his wife’s friend which is the only reason I ever see them anymore.

Someone told me once that they boinked their sibling, almost in a bragging manner.

They didn't remember saying anything about it the next day, so I didn't bring it up again. We haven't spoken in a long time.

My mother seduced my dad at a halloween party so she could have me as a baby to replace the baby she aborted.

Got absolutely hammered and told me he was no longer attracted to his partner / mother of his child, thinks he is "only into black girls" and that he was afraid to tell me because I have divorced parents, and that he was "just going to ride it out."

His partner does *everything* for him. Like, absolutely everything for him. He totally takes her for granted and it's been a source of tension between us for a while now - on my end because I didn't want to see him f**k a good thing up and just assumed he was being a man child. Which is like...that's a fixable problem. Now I don't even know what to say to him.

All I said was that if they split up while his daughter is still a toddler, it will minimize the damage. If he just "rides it out" it increases the likelihood that he leaves at a worse time, that he cheats, or that he just teaches his daughter that being miserable in your relationship is normal.

He then said:

"Ya but like, I don't want her to wind up like you."

Ah, yes, like a well adjusted dude who supported his mother and younger sibling after his dad abandoned his family, had to find his own role models and learn everything on his own, has become successful and prides himself in always being there for the people he cares about / who care about him, to the degree that I'm listening to his wasted a*s at 3AM on *my* vacation, and is the god father to his child. To be clear this is not his first like, "divorce only happens to *certain* people" kind of ignorant comment.

The next day he didn't remember what he said and I live 6 months out of the year on another continent so I've just kind of let it slide but...friendship ending I think. But he was hammered, grew up extremely coddled in a wealthy 2 parent home...has no idea what he's even f*****g talking about, so ya...trying to let it go. Not sure I will / can though. Unfortunately.

edit - not to mention the whole "only being into a certain race" thing is...not awesome. But that's kind of a secondary issue.

I am the king of being told by drunken friends/co-workers: "I USED to be so into you/attracted to you".

And it's always someone that I had a massive crush on at the time they said they were into me. So many missed opportunities.

I personally regret telling my best friend I saw 3 witches executed by rubber necklaces while I was in the peace corps because they said I was lying. Sometimes it is better to say nothing.

My girlfriend once drunkenly told me about her ex's large penis. I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it every day since.

"I had a crush on you for years, but... I have a boyfriend now.".

My dad (70s) once told me that he saw his dad at the drive-in with a much younger gf while he was still married to my Nana. Somehow she found out about it and located the girl’s family. When my Nana ratted out the other woman, the girl’s family actually sent her back to Mexico as a punishment for embarrassing them.

We had a friend who didn't smoke much weed we'll call him Tom, we have a party, he smokes weed. Tom doesn't feel good so he goes and lays on the couch to try to sleep it off.

We have another friend we'll call Al. Al drinks a lot, to the point of incoherence... Like one time he shows up at a new year party at my house with a 60 year old lady that looks a lot like his mom, gets floor licking drunk and shits his pants.

Anyways, Tom's laying on the couch and Al comes in, he figures Tom's sleeping so he will bare his soul. He talks for 5 minutes about how bad he wants to f**k his own mom, getting into graphic detail..

Eventually he goes to the washroom and Tom immediately gets up and comes outside to tell us what Al told him.

So not told to me directly, but I wish Al would have kept that to himself.

Drunk at Epcot on the 2nd or 3rd day of our honeymoon, my ex proudly announced to a staff member that she got married to see Disney world and didn’t actually love me.

I thought “maybe she’s doing a bit” because the nice Disney people were trained to congratulate us on the bride hat and the first Disney visit pin, so we were getting a lot of attention - maybe she thought it would be funny to make the underpaid high school students uncomfortable.

>!*It was not a bit*!

That I was hot and sexy and she liked built guys like me with chest and arms and belly like that, and rubbed her hands all over to check my muscles and build.

While her husband stood to the side.

Like two hours ago.

A cancer diagnosis of a dear friend. We weren’t supposed to know. So had to act as if we didn’t know anything. It was very distressing.

I had an ex girlfriend I was with for almost 2 years by that point, she was drinking with me and a friend, she got tipsy with us at an artist's showcase. The artist and I were having an awesome conversation, his work was phenomenal, leaving my friend and ex to see the art with the other guests.

My ex comes over to me, grabs me by the chin and says "hmm, you know I've never seen it before, but you're kinda hot."

My old friend being a good friend at the time promptly shut it down by saying "that's not the compliment you think it is.".

My father, at his retirement party, called my only sibling his favorite son during a big speech at the end of the night.

Last year I went to a concert with my then gf and some friends. One couple had to cancel last minute, so my brother and one of gf's coworkers came along.

Her coworker (married with kids) seems to have some projection issues when she's been drinking (there were other examples, but this is what Reddit wants to hear). She started telling me about the various people in their work social circle who cheated on their partners, then told my gf that she wanted to f**k my (engaged then, now married) brother.

It made meeting more of their coworkers the next weekend much more awkward for me.

That I’m hot until I take my hat off. Bald and proud lol.

"I should have dated you", a girl I has a real connection with, when we were both in relationships... .

My cousin wants a much closer relationship than I think we should have.

Take off you're shoes maaan you're wearing the government on yer feet!

It's just really stuck with me.