CuriositiesAPR 7, 2020

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts)

Justinas Keturka and Rokas Laurinavičius

Good boi. Pretty girl. Destroyer 3000. We call our pets a lot of names. Recently, however, a new one has emerged. A viral Internet challenge has people sharing what their pets are doing while referring to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar', and it's getting funnier and funnier. Once your mind combines the images of a dark, dusty joint and a wasted dude going around licking people's heads, it's hard not to laugh at the absurd. But then again, everything's possible if there's enough alcohol, right? Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular responses to the challenge and upvote your faves!

#1

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts)

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking fish.

My nayme iz dog
I do not wish
to drink stayle water
frum my dish
I multi-task
and with one splish
get drink while I
lick my fren fish

My name is fish
I swim about
Fren dog watches
from the side, out
but when she need
a little drink
I chase her tong
long, wide and pink

IWillNotBuyThisRecordItIsScratched

Report

106points

The collective gag got a major popularity boost on Monday, sparked by a tweet from actress and author Quinn Cummings, who posted a screenshot of an Instagram post by the Puerto Rico Dog Fund.

The organization made their Instagram post Sunday night, saying "Since we can't go to any bars, tell me what your pets are currently doing but refer to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar...'" The Puerto Rico Dog Fund attributed the idea to one of its unnamed adopters.

#2

The drunk guy at the end of the bar climbed up behind me and is licking the top of my head

NickPles

Report

63points

So while the bars continue being closed because of the coronavirus-induced lockdown, let's appreciate these light-hearted parodies of a character who's all but disappeared from our midst: the drunk guy at the end of the bar. After all, do we even have another way to study this amusing archetype?

#3

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ate a bone, farted, then started snoring

Jennifer Lee

Report

59points

#4

The drunk guy at the end of the bar has become confused, as always

adriannarenee09

Report

49points

#5

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just followed me into the bathroom

marti_crow9

Report

49points

#6

the drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out in a sweater

CHQM8_tx

Report

48points

#7

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just puked three times and ran to hide under the couch

dna_heligrace

Report

47points

#8

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps licking my guitar case

45points

#9

The drunk gal at the end of the bar keeps occasionally spazzing out, running from one end of the bar to the other and occasionally yelling for us from the other end of the bar..... She needs help!

Melissa J Creswell

Report

43points

#10

The drunk guy at the end of the bar kept making this face so I took him home

baileylynn_19

Report

42points

#11

The drunk guy at the end of the bar really, really wants me to have his dismembered chicken foot

QuartCourt

Report

40points

#12

The drunk guy at the end of the bar won't stop staring at me

ChefBoyarTall

Report

40points

#13

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps bringing me a mouse and expects me to throw it so he can fetch it and bring it back to me, and so on and so on

Gina McLain

Report

38points