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50 Times People Took A DNA Test And Found Out More Than They Wanted To
CuriositiesAUG 27, 2022

50 Times People Took A DNA Test And Found Out More Than They Wanted To

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How much do you know about your family tree? Could you name every branch going back for generations, or do you only know the names of a few leaves hanging close to you? Thankfully, whether your ancestors kept meticulous records or you were adopted and relocated halfway across the world as an infant, DNA technology has become incredibly advanced, and we all have access to our backgrounds through simply submitting a mouthful of saliva.
Unfortunately, however, the results of a DNA test are not always what curious participants had hoped for. After optimistically submitting their samples hoping to find out precisely which Eastern European cuisine they should be preparing on holidays, some people receive their results and are left questioning everything they know about their family members. We’ve gathered some of the most amusing, shocking and upsetting discoveries made from taking DNA tests, that have been shared on the 23andMe subreddit, and listed them below for you to read. I sincerely hope you don’t have any devastating stories of your own from having tests like this done, but if you do, know that you’re not alone.
Keep reading to also find an interview with host of the DNA Surprises Podcast, Alexis Hourselt, and then if you’re interested in reading even more stories about DNA tests revealing scandalous family secrets, we recommend checking out this Bored Panda article next.

#21 Almost Got The Whole Globe

Almost Got The Whole Globe
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"One of the biggest things people don’t think about in these situations is the medical history piece of DNA surprises," Alexis added. "We spend our lives with half of our history being a lie—people inherit medical issues that they can’t explain because they don’t know where they come from."

"This is also very common," she says. "It’s estimated that 5 percent of the population has misattributed parentage, whether they know it or not. That translates to 16 million Americans. If all NPEs comprised a state, we’d be the fifth largest!"

If you'd like to hear even more crazy stories about DNA surprises or hear more about Alexis' story, be sure to check out the DNA Surprises Podcast right here.

#22 Asian Parents Be Like

Asian Parents Be Like
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#23 Found Out I Have A Vietnamese 1st Cousin. My Grandpa Went To Vietnam For The War, Came Back, Had 8 Kids (My Dad), Come To Find Out Years Later I Have A Cousin That Moved To The States And I Had The Opportunity To Meet And Share Stories :) Thanks 23andme

Found Out I Have A Vietnamese 1st Cousin. My Grandpa Went To Vietnam For The War, Came Back, Had 8 Kids (My Dad), Come To Find Out Years Later I Have A Cousin That Moved To The States And I Had The Opportunity To Meet And Share Stories :) Thanks 23andme
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#24 Family Secrets Exposed For Just One Easy Payment Of $99!

Family Secrets Exposed For Just One Easy Payment Of $99!
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If you’re interested in having a DNA test done, Dr. Robert H. Shmerling of Harvard Medical School recommends you choose the right test for your personal goals. For example, if you are simply curious about your family history, 23andMe might be a good option. But if you are concerned about health risks and want to be sure you are not at high risk for certain medical issues, it might be better to have a more comprehensive test done by doctors. 23andMe only tests 24 gene variants, while other tests can include over 2,000. And in one study of over 4,500 participants, nearly 70% of them, including 94% of Black and 85% of Hispanic participants, would have missed important gene variants that present health risks had they only been tested through 23andMe. 

#25 I Found My Egg Donor After Searching For Years And Met Her Accidentally On 23&me!

I Found My Egg Donor After Searching For Years And Met Her Accidentally On 23&me!
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#26 Their Long-Lost Aunt Could Have A Health Condition

Their Long-Lost Aunt Could Have A Health Condition
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#27 Found Out I Had A Baby Sister!

Found Out I Had A Baby Sister!
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Is this list inspiring you to have your own DNA tests done? Whether you have tried 23andMe before or you have no interest in seeing your DNA results on paper, we hope you’re enjoying this list of shocking and amusing results from the service. Be sure to upvote the stories that you find most compelling, and then let us know in the comments if you have any personal experiences with DNA testing revealing family secrets. I’ve never taken one of these tests myself, but now I would be interested to know my results. Hopefully, it won’t lead to a panicked phone call to my mother…

#28 Just Found Out My Dad Is A R*pist

Just Found Out My Dad Is A R*pist
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#29 I Was Adopted In Mexico And Told All My Life I Was Mexican. All I Know Is I Might Have 8-10 Other Siblings And No Idea About My Birth Parents

I Was Adopted In Mexico And Told All My Life I Was Mexican. All I Know Is I Might Have 8-10 Other Siblings And No Idea About My Birth Parents
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#30 After 32 Years, I Finally Have Proof Of Who My Father Is. After 3 Decades Of Hearing My Mother Be Called A Liar, I Have Proof. My Father Was Murdered The Day I Was Born, My Grandparents Accused My Mom Of Lieing In Order To Get Money From Them. My Cousin Helped Me Prove It, And I'm So Grateful

After 32 Years, I Finally Have Proof Of Who My Father Is. After 3 Decades Of Hearing My Mother Be Called A Liar, I Have Proof. My Father Was Murdered The Day I Was Born, My Grandparents Accused My Mom Of Lieing In Order To Get Money From Them. My Cousin Helped Me Prove It, And I'm So Grateful
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#31 My Parents Are Now Divorcing Because Of My Results :(

My Parents Are Now Divorcing Because Of My Results :(
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#32 I’m An American With Immigrant Parents From Liberia And Poland. A Near Perfect 50/50 Split

I’m An American With Immigrant Parents From Liberia And Poland. A Near Perfect 50/50 Split
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#33 Almost 23 Years Ago A Court-Ordered Paternity Test Said A Child Was Not Mine. Guess What???

Almost 23 Years Ago A Court-Ordered Paternity Test Said A Child Was Not Mine. Guess What???
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#34 Born In France To An Algerian Father And A Japanese Mother. My Parents Definetly Didnt Lie To Me Lol

Born In France To An Algerian Father And A Japanese Mother. My Parents Definetly Didnt Lie To Me Lol
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#35 Bio Dad Found. I'm Done. Overjoyed To Finally Be Able To Stop Searching! Thank You 23&me!

Bio Dad Found. I'm Done. Overjoyed To Finally Be Able To Stop Searching! Thank You 23&me!
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#36 Found Out My Dad Isn’t My Dad 23 Years Later. Nobody Knew

Found Out My Dad Isn’t My Dad 23 Years Later. Nobody Knew
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#37 My Parents Were Mad I Spent $100 On Something They Already Knew. (South Indian Results)

My Parents Were Mad I Spent $100 On Something They Already Knew. (South Indian Results)
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#38 I Always Thought I Had Some Asian In Me ... Turns Out I’m Just Really Native American

I Always Thought I Had Some Asian In Me ... Turns Out I’m Just Really Native American
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#39 My Palestinian Grandma

My Palestinian Grandma
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#40 They Found Out Their Boyfriend Was Their Fourth Cousin

They Found Out Their Boyfriend Was Their Fourth Cousin
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