Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#1
How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
Ewoks.
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#2

Disneyland prices are now well over $100 a person. Maybe now they’ll buy Donald Duck some pants.
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#3
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
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#4
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant and Luke’s having trouble eating with the chopsticks.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”
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#5

Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
RaPUNzel.
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#6
If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!
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#7
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
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#8
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda.
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#9
Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
Wendy’s.
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#10

What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?
"Mufasa."
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#11
Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because she’s in Wonderland.
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#12
What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
R2-Detour!
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#13
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi!
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#14
Why was Tigger’s head stuck in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
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#15
How does Darth Vader greet visitors to Disneyland?
"Welcome to the Park side."
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#16

What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
Hunny.
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#17
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To shop at the second-hand store.
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#18
What did a guy say to the Muppets?
"It looks like you need a hand."
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#19

What does the Child from The Mandalorian write in his Valentine’s cards?
"Baby Yoda one for me!"
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#20
What do you call Elsa when she locked herself in her room for years?
Iceolated.
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