#2 Our Dog Chewed My Wife’s Passport 12 Hours Before Our International Flight

After reality had sunk in, I hopped on a call with a passport department inquiring about an emergency passport. They apparently only give them out if there is a death in the family, etc. They searched for appointments nearby, and the only one on the East Coast was in Buffalo, NY, at 8 am the following day. So we changed my wife’s flight, and sent her tour to Buffalo, and got her a 10:45 am flight out from Buffalo to Orlando, then to Jamaica, hoping that it would work. They don’t guarantee that you will get it the same day, but the reviews for the location were surprisingly positive, so we were hopeful. She shows up an hour early, is first in line, and they tell her they can get it the same day, but won’t start printing passports till 10 am. The manager came out and told my wife she should probably change her flight because he can’t guarantee that she will get it in time for the 10:45 flight.
She comes back around 10, sits right, and the woman at the front desk gives a friendly wink to my wife. At 10:15, the manager tells my wife’s passport is printing. Around 10:20-10:25, they hand it to her and she hits the find driver button on the Uber app. She gets picked up and takes the 15-minute ride to the airport. The Uber driver told her he’s driven MANY people who flew from out of state to Buffalo for a same-day passport, and he believed she could make it. Well, she did. Boarding got delayed, but she made it with like 10 minutes to spare and arrived in Jamaica only 3 hours after we did.
It was beyond exhausting!
TLDR: dog chews wife’s passport 12 before flight. Wife flies to Buffalo for the only available appointment, gets her passport the same day, and barely makes her flight to eventually meet us in Jamaica, only a few hours after our arrival.
#3 This Letter I Get From My Neighbors On The First Day Of Summer Vacation

The beach in front of our summer house is one of those beaches, but unfortunately, our elderly neighbors don’t seem to bother to look at the law when it’s not convenient for them.
I bring them at 6 am, and I always clean after them, so they are bothering absolutely nobody. Just a bunch of old people with nothing better to do in their lives, so they control others.
Needless to say, I’ll continue taking them to the beach, and if they actually follow through with their threats, I’d love to see them fined for wasting police resources.
People love stories about vacation fails because they combine misfortune with relatability in a way that is both harmless and hilarious. Vacations are supposed to be the highlight of the year, a time when everything goes smoothly, the weather is perfect, and memories are made. The reality is often very different.
Flights are delayed, hotel rooms are nothing like they were in pictures, foreign cuisine makes people grab for pills, and family squabbling breaks out with the tension of traveling. When these events are shared, they are comedic gold.
#4 A Nice Gentleman Asked If He Could Take Our Picture For Us, We Got This

#5 A Tire Came Flying Out Of Nowhere While Driving To Our Vacation Destination

Comedy often occurs from the incongruity between what is anticipated and actual experience. Everybody imagines themselves beach-bumming with a drink or posing in front of glorious landmarks. When the outcome is a torrent of rain, an unfilled reservation, or a rental car that breaks down in the middle of nowhere, the disappointment is extreme. That sudden transition from fantasy to disaster is funny because disappointment is so common. People laugh because they know they can just as easily be in the same situation.
#7 Buddy Came Back From Vacation And Realized He Was Missing A Headphone So He Checked It’s Location

#9 Came Home From Vacation To Find Our Fish Tank Leaked Into My Floor While We Were Gone

Vacation failures are also funny because they are brief. Whereas truly tragic events result in significant suffering, these are mere accidents that are frustrating in the moment but typically become great stories afterward. Sunburn heals, luggage arrives sooner or later, and even horrible hotels can be tolerated for a night or two. Knowing that the cost is generally small makes one able to laugh at the misfortune. Viewers and readers are able to laugh along at the chaos because they are aware that the teller made it through.
#10 TSA Definitely Went Through Our Bag, And Did Not Put The Cap Back On My Bottle Of Allergy Pills

#11 Our Peaceful Beach Vacation

#12 I Broke Both My Ankles And A Wrist On Day 1 Of The Family Vacation. I Was Supposed To Go On A Trip With Friends In Less Than A Month

There's also something universal for all of us with traveling disasters. Regardless of culture, age, or background, just about everyone has ever had a vacation that didn't go according to plan. The commonality of things not going right makes everyone identify by laughing. Someone who has been battling mosquitoes for a week in a cabin will sympathize with someone who inadvertently ended up passing the night in an airport. They both share irritations, which make people feel less alone and more willing to laugh at themselves.
#14 Day Before Our 1st Vacation

Fails on vacation also offer the potential for schadenfreude, the enjoyment of other people's mistakes. It is not nasty; rather, it is an innocuous sort of fun. Watching someone else struggle to corral a melted ice cream, a dropped suitcase, or a photobombing stranger snapping a photo is funny because it is sloppy but harmless. The mess intrudes into the perfection that people tend to try to construct on social media, and so the story becomes more authentic.
#16 On A Family Trip And This Is The Cabin We Are Sharing With 11 People

#17 Tried To Open A Pack Of Gum On The Airplane…

#18 What Was Supposed To Be A Nice Vacation Turned Into Me Developing A Chlorine Rash After Swimming

A part of the magic is also the absurdity of small things. A bunch of people standing ostentatiously in front of a stunning sight, only to realize afterwards that their camera lens was smudged the entire time, is something that's both irony and absurdity. The audience cherishes the silly twists of fate that make the tale indelible. The prospective intruder who came across a honeymoon photo or the restaurant that has something completely out-of-place provides the kind of humor that can only be written.
#19 Booked An Airbnb For Vacation. This Is The View From The Shower. There Is No Way To Cover It Up










