I think we absolutely lucked out as species when the very first dessert was invented. By the way, some historians think it was ice cream. Tell me again it wasn’t the luckiest day in history. Since then we’ve come a long way. Desserts now exist in all forms and flavors, and famous patissiers around the world keep coming up with mind-blowing dessert ideas.
If you have a sweet tooth like me, your worst nightmare is having to choose one dessert at a coffee shop or a bakery. And whether you love baking yourself and constantly collect dessert recipes or your only contribution to the entire industry is eating pies in all the available flavors, you will definitely appreciate some dessert puns and jokes.
For the most dedicated cake lovers, there is a very special category of dessert pick-up lines. Use them with care, as the person you are trying to impress might be trying to avoid sugar in all possible forms, even verbally, but if you believe those funny candy puns you have up your sleeve might actually turn into a nice conversation, go for it.
For this article, we collected some of the best dessert jokes that will help you pass the time between two desserts. Tell us in the comments which dessert you could eat all day every day, and if you know the recipe for it, make sure you share it with us.
#1
Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island.
1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy.
2) If correct, enjoy.
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#2
I HAVE ABS-
olutely no self-control when it comes to dessert.
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#3
My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.
But then the shift hit the flan.
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#4
What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano?
Bach Lava.
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#5
What happens when ice scream gets angry?
It has a melt down!
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#6
What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite dessert?
A Danish.
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#7
Grammar is bringing dessert.
The synonym rolls are amazing.
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#8
What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert?
Apple turnover.
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#9
What did the French dessert say when it was leaving?
Bonbon voyage.
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#10
What’s angry and goes with custard?
Apple grumble!
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#11
Why do French bakers only use one egg to make a cake?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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#12
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the Rocky Road.
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#13
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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#14
When the yoga teacher caught her student eating a lot of pies and coffee.
She said: "You're here to practice yoga, not pie-lattes!"
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#15
Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A sheet cake.
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#16
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.
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#17
What's a stoners favorite dessert?
Baked goods.
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#18
Why did the pie go to a dentist?
Because he needed a filling!
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#19
What did the cake say to the fork?
"You want a piece of me?"
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#20
What do you call a baker that quits his job?
A desserter.
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