122 Dentist Puns That Might Make You Show Your Pearly Whites

If one had to vote for the most unpleasant health-related procedure, a visit to the dentist is very likely to win the title. Even if it’s just a minor issue with your pearly whites, half an hour spent with your mouth open to its max is not a pleasurable experience. Not to mention if you have to endure some drilling, pulling out, or removal of very stubborn plaque that needed attention like two years ago. It is also very likely that you’ll be asked a couple of questions while sitting there, jaw agape and mouth stuffed with that nasty little saliva vacuum and those little cotton wads that make your mouth as dry as the Mojave desert. And all you can answer is MPHFHFHPH no matter what the question was. However, there’s one thing that always makes things better, and it’s silly puns. Even better if those are dentist puns, and you can, at the very least, laugh at the situation in your head while someone’s fingers are poking your gums.

Be as it may, dental jokes will exist as long as people have teeth. Meaning, like, forever. And, since it is such a relatable topic, these funny jokes will continue to make generations after generations grin, demonstrating their Hollywood smiles and rows of porcelain choppers. But are they funny enough to make your own dentures emerge from the velvety darkness in which they reside? Well, why don’t we check it out! The first thing you have to do is to scroll down below to where the cheesy puns start. Then, read them all and give your vote to the best joke that fulfilled the aforementioned task - this way, we’ll know they were good enough! And lastly, share these teeth puns with anyone who might find them relatable. Meaning, of course, everyone!