Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#21 When Your Smile’s Just Done With It

Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny?
Because he was already dead inside.
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#22 Teeth Today, Gone Tomorrow
What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?
I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!
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#23 This Mix Just Hits Different
So my friend told me I’m crazy for investing all my money into a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof. I told him "I’m going to fight tooth and nail for it." Now if only I could just think of a clever name for it, I’d be all set.
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#24 This Joke Really Drilled In
Why did the dentist get arrested by the FBI?
For supplying false identiteeth!
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#25 Brushing Teeth Like You Mean It

Which teeth do you need to brush?
The ones you want to keep.
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#26 Flossing but Make It Dance
My dentist said I should try flossing more. I’ve started taking dance lessons now.
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#27 Cold teeth, hot problem
What made the snowman go to see a dentist?
He was suffering from frostbite.
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#28 Toothpaste with a brass twist
What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?
A tuba toothpaste.
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#29 Didn’t See That One Coming

What does a dentist do when the plane lands?
She “braces” herself.
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#30 Guess the dentist’s out of this world
What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?
A black hole.
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#31 Guess even deer get dental drama
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
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#32 Priorities Over Pain, Honestly
What kind of filling did the little boy want for his cavity?
Chocolate.
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#33 When Animals Go DIY

What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long-neck toothbrush.
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#34 Shockingly Relatable Dental Drama
Why was the god of Thunder so quiet after he got his tooth pulled?
Because he was too Thor.
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#35 Bat breath? That’s a mood.
Why did the vampire’s breath stink so badly?
Because he had bat breath.
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#36 Oops, That Wasn’t Planned
How do insurers classify a dentist’s mistake?
Accidental.
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#37 Tongue’s Lowkey Dentist Drama

Why does your tongue hate going to the dentist?
It always leaves it feeling depressed.
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#38 Plot twist: The dentist hates tea
What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
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#39 This Pain Is Just an Illusion
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?
Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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#40 This Joke’s Got Bite
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
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